How bad is the Economy -
10-05-2010, 03:44 PM
THE ECONOMY IS SO BAD THAT.......
* I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
* Wives are having sex with their husbands because they
can't afford batteries.
* I ordered a burger at McDonald's and the kid behind the
counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"
* CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
* Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
* My ATM gave me an IOU!
* A stripper was killed when her audience showered her
with rolls of pennies while she danced.
* I saw a Mormon polygamist with only one wife.
* I bought a toaster oven and my free gift with purchase
was a bank.
* If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient
Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
* McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
* Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.
* Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their
* My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it,
and they re-possessed her!
* A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into
* Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
* A picture is now only worth 200 words.
* They renamed Wall Street "Wal-Mart Street."
* When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to
share a room.
* The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed
by Somali pirates.
* Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff
scandal. Oh, great! The guy who made $50 billion disappear
is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 trillion
* I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy,
wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds,
etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan,
and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and
asked if I could drive a truck.