Congrats to Jared Goff

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okaydo
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Congrats.

82gradDLSdad
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NFL QB...swimsuit model wife...where's the equality? There ought to be a law.
chalcidbear
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I'm sorry, I thought there already WAS a law ... where NFL QBs must marry swimsuit models.
okaydo
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chalcidbear said:

I'm sorry, I thought there already WAS a law ... where NFL QBs must marry swimsuit models.

I don't think she was much of a model before dating Goff. I believe she did some modeling while working with animals. But the New York Post and Sports Illustrated really loved her. And because she was dating Goff turned her into a "model." She's beautiful, obviously. But beautiful women are a dime a dozen in Los Angeles.

It reminds me of Howard Stern's wife. She was a model, but barely a model, when they started dating in 2000. She had done some stuff in Europe and was in like JC Penney's Catalog or something. But once she started dating Stern, the lad's mags -- which were big in the early 2000s -- kept putting her on the cover for the free promotion.

BearSD
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82gradDLSdad said:

NFL QB...swimsuit model wife...where's the equality? There ought to be a law.


It more than compensates for having to play in Detroit for a no-hope team.
wifeisafurd
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82gradDLSdad said:

NFL QB...swimsuit model wife...where's the equality? There ought to be a law.
Let's figure out away to tax that. Maybe base it on how many social media followers the wife has? First guy to hit with the tax is Brady.
62bear
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wifeisafurd said:

82gradDLSdad said:

NFL QB...swimsuit model wife...where's the equality? There ought to be a law.
Let's figure out away to tax that. Maybe base it on how many social media followers the wife has? First guy to hit with the tax is Brady.
confirmed tax cheat: AR
Big C
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okaydo said:

Congrats.



Every 8th-11th grade high school or aspiring high school quarterback should know about this!
bearister
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wifeisafurd said:

82gradDLSdad said:

NFL QB...swimsuit model wife...where's the equality? There ought to be a law.
Let's figure out away to tax that. Maybe base it on how many social media followers the wife has? First guy to hit with the tax is Brady.


I think the taxes and penalties come if you get divorced.
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okaydo
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Also, something I didn't know until recently. Goff has not one, but two houses in Los Angeles.



heartofthebear
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okaydo said:

Congrats.


Looks like his hands are big enough to grip what's important.
wifeisafurd
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bearister said:

wifeisafurd said:

82gradDLSdad said:

NFL QB...swimsuit model wife...where's the equality? There ought to be a law.
Let's figure out away to tax that. Maybe base it on how many social media followers the wife has? First guy to hit with the tax is Brady.


I think the taxes and penalties come if you get divorced.
No, just huge alimony payments.
Trumpanzee
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At least he's putting those small hands to use.....
calbear93
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82gradDLSdad said:

NFL QB...swimsuit model wife...where's the equality? There ought to be a law.


If someone is going to do it, it should be a Bear. Happy for Goff. Now, treat her right and don't fumble this.
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