Wrapping up the regular season with a final stab at maintaining .500 I went 3-2 last week, and am up to 37-37-2. So being the daring sort I am, I'm risking it all to remain gloriously mediocre. Okay, so my life's pathetic, but details. Anyway, here's the link to last week, https://bearinsider.com/forums/2/topics/76881 and this weeks peeks into the future. Home team remains in italics.
bRuins 6.5 over Cal: Hard to tell how motivated the Song Stealers are going to be. Do they really want a bowl game? Are they playing for either Mora or the interim coach? Are they already thinking Winter break in Tijuana? Rose Bowl is not a happy place for Cal, so for absolutely no reason I'm taking the Bears to beat the spread.
Mutts 10.5 over Wazoo: Way to high of a spread. Butt sniffers barely pulled it out over Utah. Puddytats have one of their best teams in years. Cougs don't Coog It and beat the spread.
Mormon Marauders 10.5 over Colorado: Missionaries are the better team, but Ralphie and co. are at home. Both fighting for a bowl, so should be a good game. Buffs beat the spread.
Furd 1 over Notre Dame: Arrogant SOB's already have the division sewn up, so don't be surprised if Love sits this one out. Even if he plays, taking the Domers to beat the spread.
Mildcats 2.5 over Spawn of Satan: Kitties claw the Devil's Rejects then drag them into the litter box. Zona covers.
Rubber Duckies 21.5 over River Rats: Rodents just grateful season is ending. Nike U covers in a romp.
U$C cheats on BYE.
bRuins 6.5 over Cal: Hard to tell how motivated the Song Stealers are going to be. Do they really want a bowl game? Are they playing for either Mora or the interim coach? Are they already thinking Winter break in Tijuana? Rose Bowl is not a happy place for Cal, so for absolutely no reason I'm taking the Bears to beat the spread.
Mutts 10.5 over Wazoo: Way to high of a spread. Butt sniffers barely pulled it out over Utah. Puddytats have one of their best teams in years. Cougs don't Coog It and beat the spread.
Mormon Marauders 10.5 over Colorado: Missionaries are the better team, but Ralphie and co. are at home. Both fighting for a bowl, so should be a good game. Buffs beat the spread.
Furd 1 over Notre Dame: Arrogant SOB's already have the division sewn up, so don't be surprised if Love sits this one out. Even if he plays, taking the Domers to beat the spread.
Mildcats 2.5 over Spawn of Satan: Kitties claw the Devil's Rejects then drag them into the litter box. Zona covers.
Rubber Duckies 21.5 over River Rats: Rodents just grateful season is ending. Nike U covers in a romp.
U$C cheats on BYE.