I slipped to 2-3 last week, (and never did get the point spread against AQI, so that doesn't count), bringing my season total down to an even more embarrassing 33-39-1. Here's the link to last week, https://bearinsider.com/forums/2/topics/84495
Home team as always in italics.
Cal 11.5 over Colorado: Quite a spread considering the Bears have averaged only a bit over 13 points over the last three games. Regardless, which Ralphie will show up, the one meekly waiting to become bison burger, or the one ready for one last stampede? Going out on a limb and taking Cal to be hungry for bison BBQ and cover the spread.
Rubber Duckies 14.5 over River Rats: Expect this to be a shootout. Also expect the Quackers to cover.
Wazzoo 3 over Mutts: Puddytats snarl and pounce on the butt sniffers. No coogin it as the Pirate covers.
Mormon Marauders 13.5 over BYU: Epic battle of the missionaries. Those polite, clean cut young men bring down fire and brimstone while smiting each other to kingdom come. But when the smoke clears, the holy young men of the Pac-12 realize this spread is too high and will not be covered.
Furd 5.5 over bRuins: Expecting a letdown by baby bears after beating Toejams. Furd to cover.
Spawn of Satan 2 over Mildcats: Kittens still shell shocked from being used like catnip mice by the Cougs. Devil's Rejects cover.
Notre Dame 9.5 over USC: First half, Notre Dame kicks SUC's butt. Third quarter, Notre Dame sends in Trappist Monks who kick SUC's butt. Fourth Quarter, ND sends in Sisters of Mercy, who show none while kicking SUC's butt. Then the SUC guy wearing a skirt finds his sword rammed up his ... you get the picture. Notre Dame covers.
Home team as always in italics.
Cal 11.5 over Colorado: Quite a spread considering the Bears have averaged only a bit over 13 points over the last three games. Regardless, which Ralphie will show up, the one meekly waiting to become bison burger, or the one ready for one last stampede? Going out on a limb and taking Cal to be hungry for bison BBQ and cover the spread.
Rubber Duckies 14.5 over River Rats: Expect this to be a shootout. Also expect the Quackers to cover.
Wazzoo 3 over Mutts: Puddytats snarl and pounce on the butt sniffers. No coogin it as the Pirate covers.
Mormon Marauders 13.5 over BYU: Epic battle of the missionaries. Those polite, clean cut young men bring down fire and brimstone while smiting each other to kingdom come. But when the smoke clears, the holy young men of the Pac-12 realize this spread is too high and will not be covered.
Furd 5.5 over bRuins: Expecting a letdown by baby bears after beating Toejams. Furd to cover.
Spawn of Satan 2 over Mildcats: Kittens still shell shocked from being used like catnip mice by the Cougs. Devil's Rejects cover.
Notre Dame 9.5 over USC: First half, Notre Dame kicks SUC's butt. Third quarter, Notre Dame sends in Trappist Monks who kick SUC's butt. Fourth Quarter, ND sends in Sisters of Mercy, who show none while kicking SUC's butt. Then the SUC guy wearing a skirt finds his sword rammed up his ... you get the picture. Notre Dame covers.