Cal's back in action after that nail biter against BYE. Unfortunately, that game didn't count as Vegas never could come up with a spread, so my score last week was 2-3, bringing my season down to 29-27. Here's the link to last week: https://bearinsider.com/forums/2/topics/91179 and this week's lame excuse for picks. Odds are for the home team, my selection in italics.
River Rats @ Cal -9.5: Bears may actually break 30 points on this one. It won't be a curbstomping, but Cal covers.
bRuins @ Furd -10: Hoping signs Furd is coming to life are an aberration. But that can wait a week. fUCLA is redefining bad football. Trees cover.
Devil's Rejects @ Mormon Marauders -12.5: Two good teams but missionaries are better. Tempting to say point spread is too high, but by 4th quarter Satan's boys will be singing Gregorian Chants. Utes cover.
Rubber Duckies @ Mutts +2.5: Rumors of butt sniffers being put to sleep were premature. One the other hand, quackers are starting to put it together. Close game and tough call, but taking the hounds to cover.
Mildcats @ U$C -7.5: Kitties hack up hairballs. Unfortunately, broken condoms cover.
Colorado @ Wazzoo -12.5: Much as I'd love to see the pirate keelhauled, Ralphie's not the one to do it. Puddytats cover.
BYE is taking a BYE of its own.
River Rats @ Cal -9.5: Bears may actually break 30 points on this one. It won't be a curbstomping, but Cal covers.
bRuins @ Furd -10: Hoping signs Furd is coming to life are an aberration. But that can wait a week. fUCLA is redefining bad football. Trees cover.
Devil's Rejects @ Mormon Marauders -12.5: Two good teams but missionaries are better. Tempting to say point spread is too high, but by 4th quarter Satan's boys will be singing Gregorian Chants. Utes cover.
Rubber Duckies @ Mutts +2.5: Rumors of butt sniffers being put to sleep were premature. One the other hand, quackers are starting to put it together. Close game and tough call, but taking the hounds to cover.
Mildcats @ U$C -7.5: Kitties hack up hairballs. Unfortunately, broken condoms cover.
Colorado @ Wazzoo -12.5: Much as I'd love to see the pirate keelhauled, Ralphie's not the one to do it. Puddytats cover.
BYE is taking a BYE of its own.