cal's monster class - thread CLOSED - PLEASE do not post here

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Shocky1
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bearister;842691135 said:

This thread has been marked as an exhibit in a commitment hearing.


duly noted, counselor

will the judge be rendering any sanctions against the dumb azzs like bbla, sfbearz, civil bear, beggared, concordtom, barabbas, petalumabear, mbbear & chapman is great who questioned the veracity of the cal's monster class?

personally i think they should spend less time talking out of their azzs & more time working on getting flat stomachs but who knows, not everyone is eligible for a curvy brunette yoga female

shoski's court is adjourned

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asu transfer andere spight signed with northern colorado, bobby is building a powerhouse in tempe
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HoopDreams;842691137 said:

[SIZE=5]With Charlie Moore arriving in 2016 and Jemarl Baker arriving in 2017
with Coleman also on board....

Cal will have an all-star backcourt
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[video=youtube;3Chq7EP4sEU][/video]


We may only have guards at this point.
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FrankBear21;842691180 said:

We may only have guards at this point.


frank, that may be true but don't forget about that curvy brunette yoga female too




reality is overrated#
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the cal staff is currently targeting a 5 (five) player 2017 class
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"i can't wait to get the **** out of cold freezing azz chicago in the wintertime and go to cali and get to know one of them curvy brunette yoga females...i'm also looking forward to dropping dimes including ******* outrageous lob entry passes to my boy young ivee...and yeah, i'm also gonna tell that dumb azz shocky face to face (since we're the same height) that i got a 3.86 gpa"

-charlie moore


"i'm really excited to have charlie moore join our basketball program...he's a skilled point guard with the toughness to attack the rim and make plays for his teammates...charlie is a guy who can make big shots, especially from the 3 point line, and he has the ability to score in bunches...he's a winner and he's won at a high level with his high school team as well as his aau team, the mac irvin fire...charlie continues the legacy of talented guys who have come out of chicago to play for cal"

-coach martin




the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public (#3 overall) university in the world (including chi town)
Calfans
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PLEASE Post in the new thread

cal's monster class deux http://bearinsider.com/forums/showthread.php?101282-cal-s-monster-class-deux

Thanks.
Calfans
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We closed this thread because people were having problems with it on their phones and some computers. I am asking you to please NOT post here.

I will delete all posts after this one.

Thanks for your cooperation!
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whoopsie, never mind
Big C
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on a related note, i've always wanted to reply to one of those emails that says "Do not reply", just to see what would happen, but i'm afraid of bringing the whole internet down or getting an electric shock or whatever
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BC.. accidents happen, ie - dear departed moms' pregnancy # do not reply
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Bringing this thread back can only help Mr. Fox in recruiting.
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People, stop posting here! Can't Cal people follow the rules?
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What if I'm wearing a mask? Is it okay then?
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Please don
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calumnus said:

People, stop posting here! Can't Cal people follow the rules?
YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME
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the donut boy of tucson is done, he got more time now to eat them tasty multi flex variety boxes with fuchsia sprinkles or something at dog n donuts on broadway

what facts did the arizona board of regents consider: https://bearinsider.com/forums/3/topics/28431/30


a player's program (don't be a dumb azz)#
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Shocky1 said:


the donut boy of tucson is done, he got more time now to eat them tasty multi flex variety boxes with fuchsia sprinkles or something at dog n donuts on broadway

what facts did the arizona board of regents consider: https://bearinsider.com/forums/3/topics/28431/30

a player's program (don't be a dumb azz)#
Now that your kids are at ASU, I take it you've been posting on the ASU pages?
I think the height of being an ASU fan is getting to appear during one of the Curtain of Distraction scenes.
See if you can make that happen and I'll give you mega props.





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Did opponents' FT % improve this season without the curtain of distraction?

I need metrics!

concordtom said:

Shocky1 said:


the donut boy of tucson is done, he got more time now to eat them tasty multi flex variety boxes with fuchsia sprinkles or something at dog n donuts on broadway

what facts did the arizona board of regents consider: https://bearinsider.com/forums/3/topics/28431/30

a player's program (don't be a dumb azz)#
Now that your kids are at ASU, I take it you've been posting on the ASU pages?
I think the height of being an ASU fan is getting to appear during one of the Curtain of Distraction scenes.
See if you can make that happen and I'll give you mega props.






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HoopDreams said:

Did opponents' FT % improve this season without the curtain of distraction?

I need metrics!


This year should not be a good compare, because while there was no curtain, neither were there stands filled with fans.
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Shocky1 said:


the donut boy of tucson is done, he got more time now to eat them tasty multi flex variety boxes with fuchsia sprinkles or something at dog n donuts on broadway

what facts did the arizona board of regents consider: https://bearinsider.com/forums/3/topics/28431/30


a player's program (don't be a dumb azz)#
**** yes. He lives!!!
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Fuchsia would be distracting ...
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quem nao morre, sempre aparece
SHOCKY lives
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Bobodeluxe said:

Fuchsia would be distracting ...
Somewhere in the internet is The Fall pardoy I made for shocky1. I can no longer find it but I LOVED that clip.
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Shocky1 said:


the donut boy of tucson is done, he got more time now to eat them tasty multi flex variety boxes with fuchsia sprinkles or something at dog n donuts on broadway

what facts did the arizona board of regents consider: https://bearinsider.com/forums/3/topics/28431/30


a player's program (don't be a dumb azz)#

Like him or not (and I am among the former), what around Cal Basketball the past several months has been more exciting than even a brief return of the Shockster?

Well, Bradley's Amazing Block, for sure.

Probably a few moments in some of our other victories, though nothing comes to mind and there weren't that many anyway.

What else? Can't think of anything else.
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Big C said:

Shocky1 said:


the donut boy of tucson is done, he got more time now to eat them tasty multi flex variety boxes with fuchsia sprinkles or something at dog n donuts on broadway

what facts did the arizona board of regents consider: https://bearinsider.com/forums/3/topics/28431/30


a player's program (don't be a dumb azz)#

Like him or not (and I am among the former), what around Cal Basketball the past several months has been more exciting than even a brief return of the Shockster?

Well, Bradley's Amazing Block, for sure.

Probably a few moments in some of our other victories, though nothing comes to mind and there weren't that many anyway.

What else? Can't think of anything else.
Spot on.
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oskidunker said:

Big C said:

Shocky1 said:


the donut boy of tucson is done, he got more time now to eat them tasty multi flex variety boxes with fuchsia sprinkles or something at dog n donuts on broadway

what facts did the arizona board of regents consider: https://bearinsider.com/forums/3/topics/28431/30


a player's program (don't be a dumb azz)#

Like him or not (and I am among the former), what around Cal Basketball the past several months has been more exciting than even a brief return of the Shockster?

Well, Bradley's Amazing Block, for sure.

Probably a few moments in some of our other victories, though nothing comes to mind and there weren't that many anyway.

What else? Can't think of anything else.
Spot on.


Speaking of monster recruits what does Shocky think of this group:

https://www.si.com/college/cal/basketball/cal-incoming-class
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KoreAmBear said:

Speaking of monster recruits what does Shocky think of this group:

https://www.si.com/college/cal/basketball/cal-incoming-class
Not Shocky but to me they look more promising than Fox's first two classes.

Fox's last 5 recruits are all between 6'5" and 6'7". Is he planning some kind of positionless defense where they switch on every screen?
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Off topic, but this is the Monster Thread.

What are the chances Tiger Woods will refuse to accept defeat and transition from golf to Formula 1 racing?
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the monster back in the day repeatedly told mike williams (who remarkably didn't respond to emails from anybody including donors) & ashwin puri (who masterfully lobbied fellow floor seat mate bob melvin for a front office opportunity with the oakland a's) both in person & thru emails that coach martin & his family was gonna leave if their son joshua was not accepted by berkeley admissions...attending every cal home & away game for multiple seasons flying from north scottsdale multiple times a week during the mike montgomery & cuonzo martin years of monster domination, i often sat next to the genuinely authentic roberta martin in the 1st row behind the bench at road games...she told me that their son joshua had a 3.67 gpa & solid test scores but was wait listed for cal...i remember sitting courtside at madison square garden during the bears epic victory vs a shocked hometown syracuse crowd next to the quiet joshua as the thick rimmed glass youngster read a book during much of the game...yeah shocky loved walking onto the venerable msg floor & clapping his hands in victory (lots of dirty looks from oragenmen fans packing up their **** to go home) as my boy sammy singer dribbled out the clock during the final seconds


williams (one of the great myths about him is that he donated his athletic directory salary back to cal, that isn't true) & puri (who didn't have any relationships, kinda like jim knowlton in the last basketball coaching search, he got played by eric musselmen who used the cal interest to negotiate a better deal with nevada's largest donor, a casino magnate, musselmen got zero interest in academic achievement & would've been a horrible fit in berkeley) didn't do anything so i took this issue up with the academic support team but at the end of the day joshua was never accepted by admissions...the red flags were all there then as when discussing recruiting updates with the staff it was clear to me that the recruiting focus was shifting to guys in the midwest which suggested an interest in either the then open illinois or missouri head coaching jobs...i told my friend bishop o'down's lou richie all of this & he encouraged young ivee to sit out of the nit fiasco loss at haas when martin had already accepted the missouri job & was actively working the porter family deal...my missouri sources tell me that joshua is excelling in the classrooms of purdue

the biggest misconception about cal basketball is that coach martin (who played in the nba & was coached by gene keady plus he's a smart guy, he not a dumb azz) didn't understand offensive schemes compared to coach montgomery (which is an unfair comparison vs arguably the greatest strategist the game has ever seen, the bears ability to score after timeouts on schemed in bound plays under mike was ******* unreal)...cuonzo told me & his prospective recruits that as long as they played very physical man to man nba level d, he would let them improvise/free lance nba style on o...that's the sobering reality of today's college recruiting & failure to understand this will result in non nba level players on a roster

let's be real here, elite 5 star mcdonald all american impact future nba players (like ivan, jabari & jaylen who read cal's monster class during their high school days) wanna play in front of 10k+ crowds at a loud haas pavillon as the shockster (attired in a fuchsia, ok maybe purple, villebrequin dress shirt) leads the frenzied hometown crowd in stormin' the floor, running free with reckless abandonment with zero ******* regrets toward the center of the universe


the magic of cal basketball (clothes & censorship is for losers)#

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Welcome back S Man! New kid on the block, helltopay1, has offered to pickup your cutout if it will fit in the trunk of his Gremlin. Take care! Go Justin Rose!

"...cuonzo told me & his prospective recruits that as long as they played very physical man to man nba level d, he would let them improvise/free lance nba style on o..."

Well, if that is the case, they should bifurcate the salary and allocate the appropriate amount to recruiting on the one hand and coaching on the other.
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Epic. Please stay
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Go Bears!
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Damm it Shocky. You made my weekend. Don't stay away.
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Now is our winter of discontent made glorious summer by this Shocky1, son of Cal.
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