cal's monster class deux

Shocky1
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as part of new chancellor carol christ's effort to monetize all available assets, negotiations are currently underway for the shocky vs jaylen brown yoga challenge to be scheduled during halftime of cal's 3rd home game of the season with all tickets surcharged 40% for this epic event

becuz i care#:tree:tree:tree:tree:tree:tree:tree

Shocky1;842600639 said:

this is gonna be a yoga battle for the ages


is the winner gonna be jaylen brown?


is the winner gonna be the shockster?


but make no mistake about it, both guys are gonna be off to the races, that's just how them california golden bears compete every second, every day



namastae#
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jaylen, just watched your new broken down sorry azz workout video so let's be real here, the smart money is on shocky

sorry about that, it's all about ******* core strength, just ask jordan jackson




shine bright (like diamonds in the sky)#
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jaylen, the best place for yoga (and sex & practicing bunker shots) is the berkeley campus & the beach, not some smelly azz gym in rainy georgia with some random ugly azz dudes, didn't you learn anything from me?

and it don't cost nothing, it's for free




500+ practice shots every day (clothes are for losers)#:axe:axe:axe:axe:axe:axe
HoopDreams
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shocky age 2

Shocky1
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congrats to bryan on being ranked #98 in the 2018 class per today's updated rankings, also a golf clap to cal commits matt bradley moving up to #65 & jacobi gordon to #75, these guys are real crowd pleasers

this **** is getting live

cal's started at the bottom class (2018)#:bravo:bravo:bravo:bravo:bravo:bravo:bravo:bravo:bravo:bravo

note: just like golf magazine is the only reliable ranking for the world top 100 golf courses, scout is the gold standard for high school basketball rankings (the staff actually views players in person whereas other rankings are fake news often upon reputations & not actually viewing)

Shocky1;842845160 said:

coach wyking has offered 2018 6'11" 220 lbs true student athlete with an attitude bryan penn johnson of coronado high school (henderson, nevada) & the dream vision summertime aau program

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penn johnson is blowing up this summer with breakout performances & getting offers from p5 programs & is a key cal priority...he's got disruptive length, soft hands & is in the best shape of his life after dropping 40 lbs, dude is not afraid to work & don't backdown to nobody...he never smiles unless he's talking up a curvy brunette yoga female with a flat stomach

right now bryan got a bunch of **** academic schools like lsu & utah, summertime unofficials to racist/humid baton rouge & all white salt lake city should help clear up a lot of things along with recognition of the playing styles as both the tigers & utes play slow grind it out ball unlike the bears high energy fast break ball

he's gonna made a decision after aau ball ends late this summer, his decision will impact the staff's recruitment of tolu jacobs yaffa

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young simba (with soggy cereal)#:rollinglaugh:

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public (#3 overall) university in the world (including nevada)
Shocky1
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what up mr smiley?

your broken down soggy cereal azz could be a 4 year starter at the 5 in berkeley & there are fast & inexpensive flights to oakland for your family on game days too

did i also mention that cal is the #1 ranked public (#3 overall) university in the world (#3 overall) that can get you minted after your basketball days are done?




dead eyes prison stare (don't **** wit pbj)#:nono:
parentswerebears
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Do we truly have a shot at Penn Johnson? That would be awesome to have him and Brown.
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MoragaBear
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parentswerebears;842845445 said:

Do we truly have a shot at Penn Johnson? That would be awesome to have him and Brown.


Yes
HoopDreams
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Aggressive to the rack, good handles, nice pullup, tough/strong

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MoragaBear;842845466 said:

Yes


I know the Bears have a good (maybe better than good) shot at Brown regardless of other commitments. But I would think a commit from a true Center that would defend the post would be very helpful in landing Brown. I am sure he does not want to have to play defense against other post players on a regular basis and offensively sees himself as more a PF than C. Penn-Johnson has really nice looking skills for his size.
Shocky1
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you can never look back, the time is now for 500+ practice shots a day, no days off




boyz of summer (well dressed)#:acclaim:
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fellow mutt ricky fowler without a curvy brunette yoga female with a flat stomach


fellow mutt ricky fowler with cal grad & olympian pole vaulter allison stokke



if you told me that ricky (and allison) read the monster on a daily basis i would believe you

the world according to shocky (didn't know we were making a porno)#rooling
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i've met allison a couple of time at haas on gamedays, don't tell nobody but she was doing the hang several times with jorge gutierrez




off to the races (the grind)#:axe:axe:axe:axe:axe
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[SIZE=5]Cal's front court is [FONT=Arial Black][COLOR="#0000CD"]MONSTER[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE]

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allison's set up looks pretty good with her weight evenly balanced & her arms forming a v with the ball but as a purist not a fan of her cheating by teeing it up in front of the markers

in the foto below allison got the club moving with nice hands flexibility & steady head movement but the club is sucked in just a little bit too much to the inside which is gonna jam her up when she tries to release the clubhead but what's up with the ugly azz hippie footwear?

yeah too bad shocky gotta give her swing tips & not that no nothing dumb azz (oklahoma state) ricky but us mutts like ivan rabb, nick hamilton, brandon chauca, justice sueing jr, brenden glapion, stephen domingo, christian behrens, kameron rooks, lou richie, jason kidd & ricky all stick together, friendship is a boat in a storm




allison swang#
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this better? :p
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Shocky1
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:nono:
SRBear;842845563 said:

this better? :p
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no them look like a blonde's kicks




what not to wear (clothes are for losers)#
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Shocky1;842845555 said:



allison's set up looks pretty good with her weight evenly balanced & her arms forming a v with the ball but as a purist not a fan of her cheating by teeing it up in front of the markers

in the foto below allison got the club moving with nice hands flexibility & steady head movement but the club is sucked in just a little bit too much to the inside which is gonna jam her up when she tries to release the clubhead but what's up with the ugly azz hippie footwear?

yeah too bad shocky gotta give her swing tips & not that no nothing dumb azz (oklahoma state) ricky but us mutts like ivan rabb, nick hamilton, brandon chauca, justice sueing jr, brenden glapion, stephen domingo, christian behrens, kameron rooks, lou richie, jason kidd & ricky all stick together, friendship is a boat in a storm




allison swang#


She's hitting off of astroturf at the local par 3!!! Ricky couldn't get her on anywhere???
I would hook her up better than that...
Shocky1
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89Bear;842845574 said:

She's hitting off of astroturf at the local par 3!!! Ricky couldn't get her on anywhere???
I would hook her up better than that...


i dunno maybe ricky's on a budget or something but his crib in jupiter don't got any astroturf, where's the local topless golf?


florida got giant bugs, mosquitos & **** like that (cali got none of that)#
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HoopDreams;842845554 said:

[SIZE=5]Cal's front court is [FONT=Arial Black][COLOR="#0000CD"]MONSTER[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE]

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Can you give some details?
HoopDreams
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NVBear78;842845588 said:

Can you give some details?


Click on link to see 3 of our bigs in action
Shocky1
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it should also be mentioned that texas (like florida) got bugs, mosquitos & **** like that too (cali got none of that)
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**** like that = GATORS....YIKES....
Shocky1
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allison, let's be real here, ricky is just an uneducated shocky without cal floor seats or a yoga/meditation practice




party next door#
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cal's started at the bottom class (2018)#:wave:wave:wave:wave
Shocky1
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congrats to spencer freedman on his commitment to harvard the #1 ranked college in the world, this has been in the works for a long time

Shocky1;842708026 said:

coach martin has extended an offer to 2018 point guard 6' 155 lbs spencer freedman of mater dei high school (played at santa monica high school as a freshman) & the earl watson elite aau summer team...don't let his rollercoaster baby face fool you, spencer was named co mvp (along with ira lee) of the elite 100 under armour tournament last weekend with his lead recruiter coach webster watching his games




freedman is known for his pinpoint passing & ability to consistently knock down 3 pointers, he will be a top 100 player in future rankings

spencer is not a dumb azz, he got a 4.3 gpa & is an ideal cal fit as a true student athlete...he has stated that "academics are really important to me and my family...academics, basketball, coaching and style of play will all be factors"

freedman's dad is a cal grad, hopefully the family will make an unofficial visit to berkeley this summer & also travel north to the bay area on gamedays this season

i dunno maybe spencer's dad remembers another kidd at haas pavilion from back in the day who facilitated & distributed while making everybody on the floor with him a better player, championship basketball starts with a leader at the 1

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Shocky1
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there are no silent commits at this time

don't be a dumb azz#
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Shocky1;842845701 said:

there are no silent commits at this time

don't be a dumb azz#


Who is it?
ccajon
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Shocky1;842845701 said:

there are no silent commits at this time

don't be a dumb azz#


What about my man Eli?

Love that kid#
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Cavs score 50 points in first quarter.
game over.

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Shocky1
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coach wyking & the staff are prioritizing 2019 6'8" 235 lbs top 30 player in the 2019 class onyeka okongwu of chino hills high school & the compton magic



okongwu is explosive with a strong motor & a major upside...he got good size, tremendous length & dynamic athleticism, he's truly a game changer

onyeka's older bro nnamdi suffered a skateboard accident & was removed from life support on july 17, 2014...okongwu is mature & focused upon his years, he don't take anything for granted

it will be interesting to see if onyeka decides to get out of los angeles, if he does the true student athlete could find a home in berkeley




love yourz (support from the clouds)#

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Shocky1
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[video=youtube;bFekW4kSqVE][/video]



the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public (#3 overall) university in the world (including nigeria)

coexist (with academic ambition)#:bravo
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ccajon;842845716 said:

What about my man Eli?

Love that kid#


elijah hardy (like teammate naseem gaskins) got a lotta work to do in the classroom before he's ever gonna be cleared by cal admissions

the dragons (my 2nd favorite team after the bears) underachieved last season, key guys didn't accept full responsibility both on & off the court...bishop o'dowd won a california state championship in 2015 because paris & young ivee were exemplary role models, they worked as hard in the gym as they did in the classroom

i love elijah (and the family challenges he's overcome) but not as much as his social media cohort taylor

the dragons got the physical talent to compete for a california state championship next season but it's a whole another question if they got the mental discipline




don't be a dumb azz dragon (listen to coach richie, you don't know ****)#:headbang:headbang:headbang:headbang:headbang
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