cal's monster class deux

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Fyght4Cal;842855492 said:

Mali is home to one of the greatest civilizations y'all have never heard of. Europe was still cavemanning at the time.


Meanwhile Mansa Musa was traveling the world like a Cal grad, rolling in dough.
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parentswerebears;842855494 said:

Meanwhile Mansa Musa was traveling the world like a Cal grad, rolling in dough.


Shhh, you're gonna give Shocky the big head.
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make no mistake about it, the hymes are a special family, regular people doing great things

those family values makes kj a solid fit for berkeley, the intellectual epicenter of the free speech movement & social activism

Shocky1;842786873 said:

check out this link re: the hymes family adoption of 3 relatives & notice the poised articulation of kj, can't wait to watch another one of his future games

http://www.sports360az.com/2016/12/st-marys-star-seeing-family-college-offers-growing/



love yourz#


Shocky1;842785343 said:

it's not just rescue dogs that need adoption, consider my fighter little man dae brown recent's adoption in phoenix after 832 days in foster care, check out the link below

gotta love dae's triumphant fist pump, he's already got the basics down for being an amped fueled up cal fan when charlie, young ivee, bird man or the wolf of wall street drains a nba range 3 point moneyball

lots of love, dae, gonna attend your games in high school when your in high school, if you commit to them california golden bears then i'll even let you name the 2031 recruiting class, ok?...nothing but blue chip true student athletes, let's do this dae

http://www.cosmopolitan.com/lifestyle/a8527770/michael-brown-viral-twitter-adoption-pictures/?src=socialflowTW



a forever family#:cheer
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what up kj & kwame?

how are you?

i am fine

with your ability to handle the ball & run donwhill in transition along with your academic abilities, missouri would not be a good fit either scheme wise or academically...you might like/respect the deal maker on a personal level but his slow grind it out half courts sets with no organized passing is just a piece of **** college version of ty amundsen's offense to nowhere

and virginia's slow grind it out offense is also a nightmare mismatch for you with your skill sets, watching cal vs virginia the last 2 seasons was kinda like watching paint dry during the summer in the desert, not a lotta fun

the best fit (and also by far the best school academically & closest to the family on southwest) with it's louisville/golden state warriors uptempo scheme is the california golden bears

see you at hillcrest prep academy this season, don't let your academics slide, ok?

and yeah please remind isaac that he's the future of cal basketball

shocky
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I noticed that K.J. Hymes was listed at 6'11" on today's Elite 100 Camp Top 40 All Star roster. Is it possible that KJ has had a 3"or 4" growth spurt?

If the reported 6'11 is close to accurate and he has added proportionate muscle and weight he will change the recruit pairing priorities that have been tossed around as indicative of the basketball staff's feelings.

He would seem to be an ideal mix and match with several of the other priority BIGS who are under active consideration and realistic candidates to commit to California.




Ryan Gorcey‏
."@HymesKj so much bigger and stronger than a year ago. Very impressive last night and today. Has really grown into his frame"
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viney, kj isn't 6'11" in real life unless your counting the top of his hair & basketball shoes, he'd measure 6'8"/6'9" barefooted at the nba combine

funny how this chart got a height for a curvy brunette yoga female with a flat stomach

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kj got good hair, kwame not so much
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Mealpoints;842855343 said:

I still marvel that I witnessed Rabb make a game saving block against SUC, met Shocky, met Ivan Sr., met Ivan, in a five minute span. Something to be said for attending games in person. Awesome stuff.


meals, you gotta get out more but 100% agreed that there's nothing better than experiencing the magic of cal basketball in person on gameday




the university of california, beserkely (after hours)#:bluecarrot:
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http://time.com/money/best-colleges/rankings/best-colleges-for-business-majors/

did you know that ucla don't got an undergraduate biz school?

that's kinda a problem if your interested in pursuing business interests after basketball is done with you

and yeah there's also the issue of steve alford being an admitted rapist enabler

eight clap#

Shocky1;842855039 said:

read the link above re: the haas biz school, it states berkeley is #1 school for the highest "early in the career starting salary" at $72,100

i dunno maybe you could then get some new wheels or something for driving around moscow or st petersburg, are you a global kinda guy like the monster?




what's in your motor (do you got academic ambition)?#:hammer::hammer::hammer::hammer::hammer::hammer::hammer::hammer:

the university of california berkeley=#1 ranked public (#3 overall) university in the world (and the #1 ranked haas biz school in the united states of america):patriot
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Shocky1;842855557 said:


http://time.com/money/best-colleges/rankings/best-colleges-for-business-majors/

did you know that ucla don't got an undergraduate biz school?

that's kinda a problem if your interested in pursuing business interests after basketball is done with you

and yeah there's also the issue of steve alford being an admitted rapist enabler

eight clap#


If all of this somehow gets us enough talent to win a s
Conference title and a sweet 16 I swear I will kiss your ass
Court side the next seasons home opener and u can tape and post it here.

I'm not kidding##
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ccajon;842855560 said:

If all of this somehow gets us enough talent to win a s
Conference title and a sweet 16 I swear I will kiss your ass
Court side the next seasons home opener and u can tape and post it here.

I'm not kidding##




ccajon, while i appreciate your passion for cal basketball, this isn't going to happen...why don't you just donate to the meb fund this season instead?

yeah the monster is gonna his azz kissed after we win a championship but it's not gonna be from you




i'm not kidding#
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Shocky1;842855504 said:

make no mistake about it, the hymes are a special family, regular people doing great things

those family values makes kj a solid fit for berkeley, the intellectual epicenter of the free speech movement & social activism


Free speech and social activism??? Which UC are you talikng about.? Certainly not the one naxt to Oakland. That is a left wing haven.
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caltagjohnson;842855596 said:

Free speech and social activism??? Which UC are you talikng about.? Certainly not the one naxt to Oakland. That is a left wing haven.


social activism don't got narrow definitions, my lifework which started back in the day in berkeley is serving as a relentless champion/fundraiser for rescue dogs (and cats) in maricopa county, that's just what i do

it's almost impossible to graduate from the university of california, berkeley & not develop a stronger social conscience & just as importantly the skills/ability to actually change **** in the world

that's why me & my rescue pack are working with the cal basketball program now, on all ten we stood tall, show these disloyal ****** how to ball

we're on parole in 2 states, we can't move wrong...altman & alford trying to build a case, we can't move wrong...i know they prayed on my downfall




1st day out (won't happen without a forever family, is that you?)#:cry:
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are these guys still standing around in the kitchen instead of putting up 500+ practice shots today, what the **** is wrong with them?:crazy

Shocky1;842849101 said:

jacob, that's a great idea on how to not lose keys & **** like that, do you think i should carry around cash, my credit & golf magazine ranking panelist cards, flip phone, yoga studio pass & willie mays baseball cards that way too?




spy (50 year friendships)#:bluecarrot::bluecarrot::bluecarrot::bluecarrot:
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justice sueing jr has listed shocky in the cal basketball media guide as: "the greatest mutt on planet earth & my primary reason for selecting the university of california, berkeley"

Shocky1;842849131 said:

jacob orender has listed flavor flav in the cal basketball media guide as: "my fashion idol & the greatest american of the 21st century"

personally i think that curvy brunette female needs a couple more sit ups or something



this is cal basketball (always on time)#:newnana:
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socaltownie;842854994 said:

Has shocky thought of organizing a BI golf group during the classic? That might DEMAND a flight over from SD.





shocky got no interest in playing a 5+ hour round with guys (and gals) in golf carts



golf carts (and clothes) are for losers#:nono:
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warning: this video contains scenes of some really ugly azz golf swings

http://www.nba.com/video/2017/07/13/jaylen-browns-welcome-nba-night



jaylen swang#:woohoo
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what up jaylen?

don't try this **** in oakland & hope you left some coin for that busted up hoops...glad to see your driving modest wheels & not being a financial dumb azz

HoopDreams;842855421 said:

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the staff is keeping an eye this summer on 6'6" 185 lbs chase drew from timonium maryland who is reclassifying from the 2018 to the 2019 class...since the bears are gonna take 2 more bigs (done with guards/wings) to complete cal's started at the bottom class (2018), this is gonna put drew's name in the hat for a potential scholly offer for the 2019 class

chase is not a dumb azz, he got a 3.3 gpa at the academically competitive delaney high schools but he could work a lot harder in the classroom

[video=youtube;IgnGbJ96YGs][/video]

his dad is former california golden bear 3 point sharpshooter ryan who is now the vice president/general manager of apparel & fashion for under armor's global basketball division, yeah he's another cal grad who got minted with a degree from the #1 ranked public (#3 overall) university in the world...that's not quite the same as working as the shift supervisor at the medford truck stop or working security at the golden 1 center or the galleria in houston is it?

[IMG]https://media.licdn.com/mpr/mpr/shrinknp_200_200/AAEAAQAAAAAAAATuAAAAJDkzMjMwOWYxLTI0MGQtNDk3MS04ZGQyLTZjMTQ1 MGY1MjZhMg.jpg" />[/IMG]


the system favors those who work hard with degrees from cal, stanford, the ivy league & oxford/cambridge#:acclaim:
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what up ryan?

i dunno maybe you (with cal's transition to under armor there's plenty of reasons for you to be in berkeley these days) & i (with minor assistance from nycgobears who favors escort couture) could teach a seminar for the guys on fashion or something, help them raise their games for them curvy brunette yoga females with flat stomachs

Shocky1;842853309 said:

happy birthday shay shay, love you sweetie, haters mad for whatever reason

-your favorite ******* black beetle dad




the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public (#3 overall) university in the world (including dolce & gabbana venice italy)


note to all the true student athlete dumb azzs with iphones who can't see this foto (just a blue box), check it out on a laptop (the **** i do for you guys is kinda ******* amazing)
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jaedon, if ryan drew instead graduated from lsu or houston instead of the #1 ranked public (#3 overall) university in the world, the odds would be overwhelming against him ever becoming the vice present/general manager of the global basketball division for under armor, got it?

that's not how the world/system works, do you got academic ambition (like your moms)?

ork::nono:
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you don't gotta own wheels to get around the san francisco bay area, you can take bart or a fueled up uber helicopter piloted by a latina curvy brunette yoga female with a flat stomach, makes no difference to me what you do as long as you put up 500+ practice shots every single day (no days off) to rectify your crooked azz shooting which is making coach wyking folically challenged which on the other hand is saving him coin on combs & **** like that




what's your carbon footprint? (quit farting, trying eating healthier/more nutritious meals)#:rant
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the bears got too many guys who don't got pac 12 championship calibre strength yet, what's your commitment to working with s&c fireball jordan jackson to fix that problem?

arizona's rawle alkins & stanford's reid travis don't benchpress the same candy azz soft **** like you, they aren't 12 year old girls




strongest (physically & mentally) wins#
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Shocky1;842853360 said:




the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public (#3 overall) university in the world (including some random bridge in venice)


can never go wrong posting up with comfortable balenciaga footwear




balenciaga=official mens apparel of the cal basketball program:gobears:
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jordan, now is the time to do what you do best (besides reading cal's monster class like your predecessors ivan & jaylen did when they were in high school too), compete on the floor in las vegas during the final july viewing period




absolute ******* domination, we're watching

cal's started at the bottom class (2018)#
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today the sorry broken down azz cal basketball program did team yoga at hella yoga on oxford, huge props to my man fireball s&c leader jordan jackson

the california golden bears will never reach their full potential individually or collectively unless yoga is part of the solution...jabari bird would have a nba guaranteed contract right now if he had listened to me re: a yoga/meditation practice back in the day, kinda hope jacobi gordon is listening to me re: the best way to avoid back issues

shocky & jaylen's influence (never stops)#:acclaim:

Shocky1;842600639 said:

as part of new chancellor carol christ's effort to monetize all available assets, negotiations are currently underway for the shocky vs jaylen brown yoga challenge to be scheduled during halftime of cal's 3rd home game of the season with all tickets surcharged 40% for this epic event

becuz i care#:tree:tree:tree:tree:tree:tree:tree

this is gonna be a yoga battle for the ages


is the winner gonna be jaylen brown?


is the winner gonna be the shockster?


but make no mistake about it, both guys are gonna be off to the races, that's just how them california golden bears compete every second, every day



namastae#
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jaylen, you can do all the prep work in the yoga studio before our challenge but it's not gonna change the ******* outcome, got it?

who got core strength?#:bluecarrot:

Shocky1;842845205 said:



jaylen, just watched your new broken down sorry azz workout video so let's be real here, the smart money is on shocky

sorry about that, it's all about ******* core strength, just ask jordan jackson




shine bright (like diamonds in the sky)#
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there's a reason that jaylen brown was the #3 selection in the 2016 nba draft & that's getting minted in the back bay right now

he listens to the monster (it's your choice):rant

Shocky1;842845206 said:



jaylen, the best place for yoga (and sex & practicing bunker shots) is the berkeley campus & the beach, not some smelly azz gym in rainy georgia with some random ugly azz dudes, didn't you learn anything from me?

and it don't cost nothing, it's for free




500+ practice shots every day (clothes are for losers)#:axe:axe:axe:axe:axe:axe
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wearing matching/non descript basketball shorts & grey t-shirts to a yoga studio, really?...you guys looked like an early release convict cell block with mitch as the warden:nono:



fashion matters#
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Does anybody else even post here?
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Alkiadt;842856297 said:

Does anybody else even post here?


A number of others post complaints, a few post constructive (and in my case often irrelevant) comments.
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stu;842856298 said:

A number of others post complaints, a few post constructive (and in my case often irrelevant) comments.


I was curious because it seems like this whole thread is a being conducted by somebody who needs medication.

"Delusions of grandeur"
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Alkiadt;842856300 said:

I was curious because it seems like this whole thread is a being conducted by somebody who needs medication.

I know the conductor only in the context of BI, but I enjoy most of the music. Without medication.
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It's a vanity thread
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I think there aren't so many people on this board who are bereft of humor, as it sometimes seems when those unlucky few gather here, apparently dedicating their lives to criticizing Shocky
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