Fraud swimming coach gets one day in jail

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oskidunker
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For the attorneys out there, why would a judge do this?

I would imagine they are not playing "It's all right now".
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DCW67MSW
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Not a swim coach. He's sa sailing coach they didn't want to send up the river.
joe amos yaks
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The Farm's fuffy sailor-boy is a tzchithead, but what happens to the kids who got bilked of a meaningful life experience by their parents?
"Those who say don't know, and those who know don't say." - LT
bearister
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Furd + Criminal Justice System = Slap on wrist
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Send my credentials to the House of Detention
I got some friends inside
91Cal
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Given that he wasn't personally enriched, I have no problem with the sentence...

Any affected kids and the credibility of the Furd is between Furd and those kids (& their families) and the market.

The affected families can sue thereby keeping the story in the news.
GoCalBears
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bearister said:

Furd + Criminal Justice System = Slap on wrist
yup...brock tuner is another example.
oskidunker
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Eric Abrams
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Big C
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Biggest, Toughest, most "Deprived" Inmate in the Jail: "Hey Stanfurd Sailor Boy, you sure look cute in that jail suit!"

Stanfurd Sailing Coach: "Hey, I'm only in here for one day."

Biggest, Toughest, most "Deprived" Inmate: "Well then, we better make our time together count! You be the Sailor Boy and I'll be the Pirate that just boarded your cute little sailboat! Time for some booty! Aaaargh!!!
oskidunker
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Maybe Gordy Cersino will visit him. "Stanford won that football game,". Pete Liebengood, " The referees decided otherwise". After the play in 1982. The forced smile by Gordy was classic. Another Stanford legend.
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PDXCalFan
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GoCalBears said:

bearister said:

Furd + Criminal Justice System = Slap on wrist
yup...brock tuner is another example.


Absolutely asinine and ridiculous to throw those two in the same sentence at any level.
wifeisafurd
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Big C said:

Biggest, Toughest, most "Deprived" Inmate in the Jail: "Hey Stanfurd Sailor Boy, you sure look cute in that jail suit!"

Stanfurd Sailing Coach: "Hey, I'm only in here for one day."

Biggest, Toughest, most "Deprived" Inmate: "Well then, we better make our time together count! You be the Sailor Boy and I'll be the Pirate that just boarded your cute little sailboat! Time for some booty! Aaaargh!!!
credit with time served already (for day he was booked). So effectively no jail time.
Big C
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wifeisafurd said:

Big C said:

Biggest, Toughest, most "Deprived" Inmate in the Jail: "Hey Stanfurd Sailor Boy, you sure look cute in that jail suit!"

Stanfurd Sailing Coach: "Hey, I'm only in here for one day."

Biggest, Toughest, most "Deprived" Inmate: "Well then, we better make our time together count! You be the Sailor Boy and I'll be the Pirate that just boarded your cute little sailboat! Time for some booty! Aaaargh!!!
credit with time served already (for day he was booked). So effectively no jail time.
Biggest, Toughest Inmate: "Aaargh! Next man up... er, down!"

Stanfurd Sailing Coach: "When do you get paroled, matey? We can 'go for a little sail' together!"
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