God launches a podcast

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okaydo
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Our Lord and Savior is now a podcaster.





Some of you are heathens. But for me, I will always thank God for all the work he has done for my favorite quarterback.




bearister
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In one of the podcasts will He answer the question regarding whether He can make a boulder so heavy that even He can't lift it?
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bearister said:

In one of the podcasts will He answer the question regarding whether He can make a boulder so heavy that even He can't lift it?
According to Holy Hubert, the Devil makes you ask that question and therefore he can move on to other subjects.
bearister
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God, if you were on a ship on a Friday during Lent and you were about to bite into a baloney sandwich, but right when you bit into the sandwich the ship crossed the International Dateline into Saturday, would that still be a mortal sin?*

*Lifted from George Carlin


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