Let's get down to what really matters in this country, not fake outrages about Minnesota and Venezuela

AFC

Round 1:
7 LAC @ 2 NE
6 BUF @ 3 JAC
5 HOU @ 4 PIT
Bye, Denver
Picks
NE
Buffalo
Houston

NFC
Round 1:
7 GB @ 2 CHI
6 SF @ 3 PHI
5 LAR @ 4 CAR
Bye: Seattle
Picks
GB
PHI
LAR

Anarchistbear said:

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Let's get down to what really matters in this country, not fake outrages about Minnesota and Venezuela

AFC

Round 1:
7 LAC @ 2 NE
6 BUF @ 3 JAC
5 HOU @ 4 PIT
Bye, Denver
Picks
NE
Buffalo
Houston

NFC
Round 1:
7 GB @ 2 CHI
6 SF @ 3 PHI
5 LAR @ 4 CAR
Bye: Seattle
Picks
GB
PHI
LAR

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New England
Buffalo
Pittsburgh

Chicago
Philly
Rams

NFC
Since it's definitely not going to be the Niners, I'll just say definitely not the rams (from a hopeful perspective).

I'm okay with Seattle and anyone else. Except screw the panthers, too.

And you know what, screw Philly. We've seen them enough.
How about Chicago vs Seattle for a trip to the big game?

BearlySane88 said:

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Anarchistbear said:

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Let's get down to what really matters in this country, not fake outrages about Minnesota and Venezuela

AFC

Round 1:
7 LAC @ 2 NE
6 BUF @ 3 JAC
5 HOU @ 4 PIT
Bye, Denver
Picks
NE
Buffalo
Houston

NFC
Round 1:
7 GB @ 2 CHI
6 SF @ 3 PHI
5 LAR @ 4 CAR
Bye: Seattle
Picks
GB
PHI
LAR

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New England
Buffalo
Pittsburgh

Chicago
Philly
Rams

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100%

Steelers
Steelers
Steelers

Steelers
Steelers
Steelers

How did the broadcast completely miss this celebration?

Pure vintage Aaron Rodgers right there. You’ve gotta be happy for the guy! pic.twitter.com/rSixaaddOd

— Daddy’s Lambeau 🧀 (@Daddys_Lambeau) January 5, 2026

It appears two terminated NFL coaches are owed, in the aggregate, $78,000,000.

Cal88 said:

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Steelers
Steelers
Steelers

Steelers
Steelers
Steelers

How did the broadcast completely miss this celebration?

Pure vintage Aaron Rodgers right there. You’ve gotta be happy for the guy! pic.twitter.com/rSixaaddOd

— Daddy’s Lambeau 🧀 (@Daddys_Lambeau) January 5, 2026

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Only one Steelers will suffice since that is how many games they have left

Anarchistbear said:

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Cal88 said:

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Steelers
Steelers
Steelers

Steelers
Steelers
Steelers

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Only one Steelers will suffice since that is how many games they have left

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bearister said:

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It appears two terminated NFL coaches are owed, in the aggregate, $78,000,000.

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I heard that the Raiders still owe about 45 million dollars to their last 3 head coaches.

PAC-10-BEAR said:

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Anarchistbear said:

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Cal88 said:

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Steelers
Steelers
Steelers

Steelers
Steelers
Steelers

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Only one Steelers will suffice since that is how many games they have left

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He likes his chances...

Aaron Rodgers

“It feels good to shut all those comments down. Clean the slate now anybody can make a run. It's the hottest team. We've won 4 of 5. We're playing a lot better football than we were earlier in the season. I like our chances.”#steelers

pic.twitter.com/5yk5BBm9J1

— Matthew Luciow (@matthewluciow92) January 8, 2026

Eastern Oregon Bear said:

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bearister said:

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It appears two terminated NFL coaches are owed, in the aggregate, $78,000,000.

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I heard that the Raiders still owe about 45 million dollars to their last 3 head coaches.

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huh, and that's legal??

smh said:

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Eastern Oregon Bear said:

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bearister said:

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It appears two terminated NFL coaches are owed, in the aggregate, $78,000,000.

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I heard that the Raiders still owe about 45 million dollars to their last 3 head coaches.

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huh, and that's legal??

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Antonio Pierce: $8 million
Josh McDaniels: $10 million
Jon Gruden: $10 million
Pete Carroll: $16 million
Chip Kelly: $6 million


This is wild: The Raiders owe $50 million to fired coaches in 2026 - AS USA

Note: Reached my 10th and final post of the day limit. TGIF everybody and let's go Tosh tonight!

9ers advance, high drama.

Lots of parity in the NFL, resulting in nail biters in the playoffs, any team can win it.

Cal88 said:

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9ers advance, high drama.

Lots of parity in the NFL, resulting in nail biters in the playoffs, any team can win it.

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Been a fun wildcard weekend so far!

Eagles fans throwing full beer cans on 49ers fans, including kids. Fuck your city. Fuck your fake ass invented hero. Fuck your worst illiteracy rate in the country. Fuck your entire organization top to bottom. Fuck your punchable coach. Fuck big Dom. Worst fans in all of sports. pic.twitter.com/tBC4aWS8Bf

— Juice TD Tracker (2) (@TheJuiceTDGuy) January 12, 2026

Agreed, old and in the way.

He stuck it out longer than I expected, but I did think AR's age was going to catch up to him.

He's also going against one of the elite defenses in the league. Tough assignment, but that's the playoffs for you.

Anarchistbear said:

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Let's get down to what really matters in this country, not fake outrages about Minnesota and Venezuela

AFC

Round 1:
7 LAC @ 2 NE
6 BUF @ 3 JAC
5 HOU @ 4 PIT
Bye, Denver
Picks
NE
Buffalo
Houston

NFC
Round 1:
7 GB @ 2 CHI
6 SF @ 3 PHI
5 LAR @ 4 CAR
Bye: Seattle
Picks
GB
PHI
LAR

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4-2

Next

Buffalo vs Denver
Houston vs NE
SF vs Seattle
LA vs Chi

Picks: Buffalo, NE, Seattle, LA

Anarchistbear said:

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Anarchistbear said:

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Let's get down to what really matters in this country, not fake outrages about Minnesota and Venezuela

AFC

Round 1:
7 LAC @ 2 NE
6 BUF @ 3 JAC
5 HOU @ 4 PIT
Bye, Denver
Picks
NE
Buffalo
Houston

NFC
Round 1:
7 GB @ 2 CHI
6 SF @ 3 PHI
5 LAR @ 4 CAR
Bye: Seattle
Picks
GB
PHI
LAR

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4-2

Next

Buffalo vs Denver
Houston vs NE
SF vs Seattle
LA vs Chi

Picks: Buffalo, NE, Seattle, LA

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4-2 also

Same picks:
Buffalo
NE
Seattle
Rams

Tonges

-- ( best Kris K song version other than Janis'?, asking for Polkadot Man )

Skeets!

Well, the 49ers got about as far as their injured roster could take them but I'm not too surprised it ends here. Good season.

cal83dls79 said:

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Skeets!

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Skeets was my hero growing up!
First man in history to run under 13 flat.

The Power Plant just got Jake Tonges

pic.twitter.com/yoeKKSDw7b

— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) January 18, 2026

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Well, the 49ers got about as far as their injured roster could take them but I'm not too surprised it ends here. Good season.

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Definitely over performed with all their injuries. Ugly end to the season though

This powerplant story is like the Brady Bunch episode where the family gets bad mojo after bringing back from their Hawaii vacation a tiki idol. Not sure how much the EMF really affects the players, but this story is hilarious, and is going to linger over the 9er organisation like a Hawaiian bad luck charm...

Seahawks’ MVP tonight. ⚡️ pic.twitter.com/7VMtBFip4I

— RedditCFB (@RedditCFB) January 18, 2026

This is a big development. When Levi's Stadium opened, the electrical substation next to the 49ers practice field and stadium expanded, making it more powerful with a potential 2,000% increase in capability.

Many have shut down the 49ers injuries / EMF theory saying "The 49ers… pic.twitter.com/W3IRSiEKUZ

— Chase Senior (@Chase_Senior) January 17, 2026

🤣🤣🤣 EMF is just priced into the Niners at this point, right? pic.twitter.com/hQv44HWbot

— Doc Hobbes (@BluBirdBesbol) January 18, 2026

49ers draft + holistic EMF specialist due to substation near the facility. Competitive edges come in many forms. ⚡️🏈 you gotta fight fire with fire!

Shoutout @Chase_Senior #49ers #NFLDraft #SportsScience pic.twitter.com/N32uMK1tJZ

— G Q (@not_joetaco) January 17, 2026

The cartilage on the 49ers players after practice next to the EMF facility https://t.co/027ZBrU6s1

— Chris Coyne (@CoyneHop) January 17, 2026

"You can feel it, like Chernobyl or something..."

EMF is real and the 49ers got a bad case of it! #injuries https://t.co/ekGF6X17kj

— Silver Lion (@MLDProtocol) January 18, 2026

Not a Niner fan but why is it hilarious?

BearlySane88 said:

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Not a Niner fan but why is it hilarious?

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You're right, it's a very serious problem and we rally ought not joke about it.

The 9ers should remedy to this problem and find some practical solutions to EMF turning their players' cartilage and tendons into mush.

So in that spirit, let me start with a constructive suggestion: since the Raiders are no longer in the picture, I suggest the 9ers change their colors to silver, and use tinfoil-wrapped helmets and uniforms to shield players from harmful electromagnetic radiation.

Cal88 said:

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BearlySane88 said:

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Not a Niner fan but why is it hilarious?

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You're right, it's a very serious problem and we rally ought not joke about it.

The 9ers should remedy to this problem and find some practical solutions to EMF turning their players' cartilage and tendons into mush.

So in that spirit, let me start with a constructive suggestion: since the Raiders are no longer in the picture, I suggest the 9ers change their colors to silver, and use tinfoil-wrapped helmets and uniforms to shield players from harmful electromagnetic radiation.

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Still not sure why players getting hurt repeatedly is humorous…

BearlySane88 said:

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Cal88 said:

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BearlySane88 said:

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Not a Niner fan but why is it hilarious?

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You're right, it's a very serious problem and we rally ought not joke about it.

The 9ers should remedy to this problem and find some practical solutions to EMF turning their players' cartilage and tendons into mush.

So in that spirit, let me start with a constructive suggestion: since the Raiders are no longer in the picture, I suggest the 9ers change their colors to silver, and use tinfoil-wrapped helmets and uniforms to shield players from harmful electromagnetic radiation.

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Still not sure why players getting hurt repeatedly is humorous…

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You're right, the 49ers getting more injuries than the average NFL teams truly is one of the world's great tragedies today, and DEFINITELY NOT something that should be made light of.

I am going to take some time later today for introspection and self-repentance, maybe pray to Thor, Zeus and the other gods of lightning and electricity to spare 49er players from future harm.