Be careful Flash. He's had too much LSD!


"Don't call me a Mormon
anymore! It's insulting. It's
like me calling you Earthmen
instead of EarthPeople!"

A directive from the Planet Kolob declares the word "Mormon" is out as well as the term "LDS."
The BYU players now demand that they be called "Kolobers" or members of the Church.
I kid you not. This is official!...confirmed by NASA....