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    Uncle Paul


    "Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?"

    "No she's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul."

    After a brief pause, "But honey, you don't have an Uncle Paul."

    "Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now."

    Brief Pause.

    "Uh, okay...huh, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the mommy's door and yell that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway."

    "Okay Daddy, I can do that. Just a minute."

    A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.

    "I did it Daddy."

    "What happened honey?"

    "Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped on the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!"

    "Oh my God!!! What about Uncle Paul?"

    "He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on too. But he tried to put his pants on. He was all scared so he ran out the balcony and then jumped into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He's laying on the bottom of the pool. He's not moving."

    ***Long Pause***

    ***Longer Pause***

    ***Even Longer Pause***

    "Daddy are you there?"

    "Swimming pool?...Is this 486-5731?"

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    A really oldie, but a goody, tnx FotB.

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