Babe Ruth talent, now this too. Unfair. Where did I go wrong?

I don't care if this has been posted before. Hot chick topics are Booth-proof.

https://vimbuzz.com/shohei-ohtani-wife-who-is-shohei-ohtanis-girlfriend-kamalani-dung/

https://buzzsouthafrica.com/us/who-is-shohei-ohtanis-wife-and-is-he-in-a-relationship-with-kamalani-dung/

OneTopOneChickenApple said:

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Babe Ruth talent, now this too. Unfair. Where did I go wrong?

I don't care if this has been posted before. Hot chick topics are Booth-proof.

https://vimbuzz.com/shohei-ohtani-wife-who-is-shohei-ohtanis-girlfriend-kamalani-dung/

https://buzzsouthafrica.com/us/who-is-shohei-ohtanis-wife-and-is-he-in-a-relationship-with-kamalani-dung/

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She's a Cal alum from Waianae! Imua Na Pea!

Not pertaining to this specific player, but...
https://www.reddit.com/r/explainlikeimfive/comments/4ku00o/eli5_why_are_softball_players_so_chunky/ ?

I have my theories, but curious if any edumacated Cal people have any ideas?

burritos said:

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Not pertaining to this specific player, but...
https://www.reddit.com/r/explainlikeimfive/comments/4ku00o/eli5_why_are_softball_players_so_chunky/ ?

I have my theories, but curious if any edumacated Cal people have any ideas?

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Damn, you've been pondering this question for 6 years?!?

burritos said:

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Not pertaining to this specific player, but...
https://www.reddit.com/r/explainlikeimfive/comments/4ku00o/eli5_why_are_softball_players_so_chunky/ ?

I have my theories, but curious if any edumacated Cal people have any ideas?

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"There's a story, a funny story, about me (John Kruk) sitting in a restaurant. I'm eating this big meal and maybe having a couple of beers and smoking a cigarette. A woman comes by the table. She recognizes me and she's shocked because it seems like I should be in training or something. She's getting all over me, saying that a professional athlete should take better care of himself. I lean back and I say to her, 'I ain't an athlete, lady. I'm a baseball player.'" - John Kruk in "I Ain't an Athlete, Lady..." (John Kruk, Simon & Schuster Publishing, 01/01/1994, Forward)

This thread begs the question: Does Blu deserve a thread?

okaydo said:

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This thread begs the question: Does Blu deserve a thread?

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Please don





Ok, but now I'm curious. Does this new chick eat clay too?

75bear said:

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burritos said:

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Not pertaining to this specific player, but...
https://www.reddit.com/r/explainlikeimfive/comments/4ku00o/eli5_why_are_softball_players_so_chunky/ ?

I have my theories, but curious if any edumacated Cal people have any ideas?

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Damn, you've been pondering this question for 6 years?!?

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Longer. I didn't open the door to this discourse, but heck if someone is going to go OT on BI, then why not. That reddit question wasn't mine, but it does acknowledge a pattern seen in this athlete cohort.

It's part of the human experience. Pattern recognition followed by inquiry and possibly leading to discovery, unless of course it's triggering, then shut it down.

dimitrig said:

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burritos said:

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Not pertaining to this specific player, but...
https://www.reddit.com/r/explainlikeimfive/comments/4ku00o/eli5_why_are_softball_players_so_chunky/ ?

I have my theories, but curious if any edumacated Cal people have any ideas?

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"There's a story, a funny story, about me (John Kruk) sitting in a restaurant. I'm eating this big meal and maybe having a couple of beers and smoking a cigarette. A woman comes by the table. She recognizes me and she's shocked because it seems like I should be in training or something. She's getting all over me, saying that a professional athlete should take better care of himself. I lean back and I say to her, 'I ain't an athlete, lady. I'm a baseball player.'" - John Kruk in "I Ain't an Athlete, Lady..." (John Kruk, Simon & Schuster Publishing, 01/01/1994, Forward)

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You don't have to run fast if you can hit it over the fence or field fast throws to you at first base.

"You don't have to run fast if you can hit it over the fence", said Babe Ruth

OneTopOneChickenApple said:

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Babe Ruth talent, now this too. Unfair. Where did I go wrong?

I don't care if this has been posted before. Hot chick topics are Booth-proof.

https://vimbuzz.com/shohei-ohtani-wife-who-is-shohei-ohtanis-girlfriend-kamalani-dung/

https://buzzsouthafrica.com/us/who-is-shohei-ohtanis-wife-and-is-he-in-a-relationship-with-kamalani-dung/

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I mean, if Ohtani was ugly he could get any chick he wants . But he's the opposite of ugly. So it's not a question why did she choose him, but why he chose her.

ColoradoBear said:

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okaydo said:

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This thread begs the question: Does Blu deserve a thread?

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Please don





Ok, but now I'm curious. Does this new chick eat clay too?

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https://www.instagram.com/tv/Cdyp01clgd-/

okaydo said:

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OneTopOneChickenApple said:

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Babe Ruth talent, now this too. Unfair. Where did I go wrong?

I don't care if this has been posted before. Hot chick topics are Booth-proof.

https://vimbuzz.com/shohei-ohtani-wife-who-is-shohei-ohtanis-girlfriend-kamalani-dung/

https://buzzsouthafrica.com/us/who-is-shohei-ohtanis-wife-and-is-he-in-a-relationship-with-kamalani-dung/

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I mean, if Ohtani was ugly he could get any chick he wants . But he's the opposite of ugly. So it's not a question why did she choose him, but why he chose her.

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Clearly the answer is because she went to Cal and is thus a lot smarter than most bimbos who throw themselves at him. Not that there's anything wrong with bimbos.

dimitrig said:

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okaydo said:

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OneTopOneChickenApple said:

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Babe Ruth talent, now this too. Unfair. Where did I go wrong?

I don't care if this has been posted before. Hot chick topics are Booth-proof.

https://vimbuzz.com/shohei-ohtani-wife-who-is-shohei-ohtanis-girlfriend-kamalani-dung/

https://buzzsouthafrica.com/us/who-is-shohei-ohtanis-wife-and-is-he-in-a-relationship-with-kamalani-dung/

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I mean, if Ohtani was ugly he could get any chick he wants . But he's the opposite of ugly. So it's not a question why did she choose him, but why he chose her.

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Clearly the answer is because she went to Cal and is thus a lot smarter than most bimbos who throw themselves at him. Not that there's anything wrong with bimbos.

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Ask Johnny Depp if he agrees.