Stumbled out of the gate by going 4-5 last week, 4-6 for the season. Here's the link to last week: https://bearinsider.com/forums/2/topics/116166
While swearing off online gambling and the stock market for the week, here's this week's picks. Odds are for the home team, teams I'm making nervous by choosing them are in italics.
Auburn @ Cal +5: Auburn blew past Massachusetts. The Massachusett's juggernaut has won a total of 5 games in the last 5 years. Vibe around this game is similar to Tennessee in 2007, and we know how well that came out. Expecting a good game with Cal beating the spread and winning.
Nebraska @ Colorado -3: Ralphie will come down to earth eventually, but not in this game. Buffs cover.
Utah @ Baylor +7.5: Spread is too low. Mormon Marauders aren't as strong on the road but this game is an exception. They stomp Baylor and take their cheerleaders as war brides. Utes cover.
Tulsa @ Mutts -34: Butt Sniffers go Cujo on Tulsa and cover.
Rubber Duckies @ Texas Tech +6.5: Another spread that's too low. Quackers aren't going to lay 81 points on the Red Raiders, but will easily cover.
Mildcats @ Mississippi State -9: Neither team was tested in their opener but spread feels right. Mississippi State covers.
Wisconsin @ Wazzoo +6: This could turn into a good game. Upset is possible, but in any case, taking the Puddytats to beat the spread.
bRuins @ San Diego State +14.5: For a team with major conference ambitions, Aztecs have not been impressive. Much as it pains me, taking Song Stealers to cover.
Okie State @ Spawn of Satan +3.5: This could be the hideous game of the week. Neither team looked good in lackluster wins over FCS teams. Okie State covers.
Furd @ U$C -29: Dream is a flying saucer kidnaps both bands and turns them into mulch. As for the game, Troy Taylor is off to a good start and will find a way to beat the spread.
UC Davis @ River Rats -23.5: Rodents roll at home and cover.
While swearing off online gambling and the stock market for the week, here's this week's picks. Odds are for the home team, teams I'm making nervous by choosing them are in italics.
Auburn @ Cal +5: Auburn blew past Massachusetts. The Massachusett's juggernaut has won a total of 5 games in the last 5 years. Vibe around this game is similar to Tennessee in 2007, and we know how well that came out. Expecting a good game with Cal beating the spread and winning.
Nebraska @ Colorado -3: Ralphie will come down to earth eventually, but not in this game. Buffs cover.
Utah @ Baylor +7.5: Spread is too low. Mormon Marauders aren't as strong on the road but this game is an exception. They stomp Baylor and take their cheerleaders as war brides. Utes cover.
Tulsa @ Mutts -34: Butt Sniffers go Cujo on Tulsa and cover.
Rubber Duckies @ Texas Tech +6.5: Another spread that's too low. Quackers aren't going to lay 81 points on the Red Raiders, but will easily cover.
Mildcats @ Mississippi State -9: Neither team was tested in their opener but spread feels right. Mississippi State covers.
Wisconsin @ Wazzoo +6: This could turn into a good game. Upset is possible, but in any case, taking the Puddytats to beat the spread.
bRuins @ San Diego State +14.5: For a team with major conference ambitions, Aztecs have not been impressive. Much as it pains me, taking Song Stealers to cover.
Okie State @ Spawn of Satan +3.5: This could be the hideous game of the week. Neither team looked good in lackluster wins over FCS teams. Okie State covers.
Furd @ U$C -29: Dream is a flying saucer kidnaps both bands and turns them into mulch. As for the game, Troy Taylor is off to a good start and will find a way to beat the spread.
UC Davis @ River Rats -23.5: Rodents roll at home and cover.