A recent Aggie grad was struggling in his new job as a sales rep in the Central Valley. One after another farm house door was slammed in his face. Becoming desperate to make a sale he decided he had to try a bold approach. At the next farm house, he knocked but did not announce himself. When the door opened a crack he stuck his foot in the opening, refusing to remove it until the farmer heard him out. "Sir, I have a truly great product that will astound you." "Not interested" replied the farmer. "You have to see this product work" "Not interested" replied the farmer. "Sir, I need to make a sale, what can I do to convince you to buy?" "Not interested" replied the farmer. Back and forth it went for several minutes, the Aggie sensed that the farmer was tiring and he made his final pitch. "Sir, I will make a no obligation demonstration of this insect repellant; afterwards you will agree that this is a great product." "Go on" said the farmer tired of the impasse. "Sir, To show how incredibly effective this product is, I propose that we go out into your meadow, I'll cover myself in this repellant, take off my clothes and let you tie me into a chair and leave me there overnight!" "You're crazy" replied the farmer, "But if that's what it will take to have some peace around here tonight, Let's Go."
And off they went into the meadow, applied the repellant and tied the Aggie into the chair, the farmer told the Aggie as he was leaving that if the repellant worked he would be imnpressed and would buy some. The next morning came and the farmer went out to check on the Aggie. He found him slumped in the chair, exhausted and moaning. "What happened son? Were the bugs that bad?" "No, the bugs didn't bother me at all" whispered the Aggie. "Well then what happened to you last night?" The Aggie summoned all his strength to croak, "DOESN'T THAT DAMN CALF HAVE A MOTHER?"