Harvard's run by Princeton
And Princeton's run by Yale
And Yale's run by Vassar
And Vassar's run by tail.
From what we hear at Stanfurd
They run it off by hand.
Oh the masturbating b@st@rds
Are the @$$holes of the land!

Oh the cardinal be damned boys,
The cardinal be damned.
The cardinal be damned boys,
The cardinal be damned.
If some Stanfurd sonuvabitch
Doesn't like the Blue & Gold
He can pucker up his rosy lips
And kiss the Bear's @sshole!

'Twas a warm November 20th in 1982
The stanfurd band was on the field,
They thought the bear was through
The clock just read 4 seconds,
And we kept the ball alive
And said EAT SH!T you stanfurdites it's 20-25!

Oh they call themselves the "Cardinal"
And what the hell is that?
there mascot is a dancing tree
And all their Dollies fat
Methinks they are a bit confused
And lack offensive power
and that is why we'll kick their ass
Right back to Hoover Tower

The first one cited is actually my favorite, but this one's right up there...

I'm a whore from Stanfurd, I'll f*ck for 50 cents.
I'll lay my azz upon the grass, my pants upon the fence.
I'll lick your slimy belly, I'll suck your c*ck with glee,
But get off of me you sonofabitch if you're from U$C.

And this one, though a bit sexist by today's standards, usually brings a tear to my eye (even more so since my son was born)...

If I had a little girl, I'd dress her all in green
And send her down to Menlo, to coach the Stanfurd team
But if I had a little boy, I'd dress him all in blue
And he'd yell "To hell with Stanfurd!" like his Daddy used to do

One of my all-time favorite songs! Go Bears!

If I had a prick of steel
And balls of shiny brass
I'd find a marble statue
And jam it up her ass

I'd breed a race of Giants
To roam throughout the land
Just to swell the might chorus
Of Cardinals Be Damned...

The other original:

Oh, if we find a Stanfurd man within our sacred walls
We'll drag him back to Menlo
And amputate his balls;
And if that ain't enough, my boys,
I'll tell you what we'll do:
We'll fill his a$$ with broken glass
And seal it up with glue.
Oh, the Cardinal be damned, boys
the Cardinal be damned.
The Cardinal be damned, boys
the Cardinal be damned.

And another:

Oh, here's to David Shaw, boys,
That Stanford son-of-a-bitch.
I hope he gets the syph and clap
And dies of the seven-year itch.
If you use his cock for a fulcrum,
And suspend his balls in space,
You can prove by the theory of limits
That his asshole is his face.

Is this even a real "song"? Not that I care....I like it.

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Is this even a real "song"? Not that I care....I like it.

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Oh, HECK yeah! Sung to the tune of "Wrambling wreck from Georgia Tech". It's a classic. Did you know that Stanfurd also has an actual "fight song" (besides just "All Right Now")? It's called "Come Join the Band". Their are some "special" words to that one, too...