After starting the season 5-6, it looks like I'll have to seriously re-think my next career as a riverboat gambler. Anyway, here's the link to last week, https://bearinsider.com/forums/2/topics/81415
and this week's wildly inaccurate picks. Home team in italics.
BYU 3.5 over Cal: Do we get the Bears who shut down North Carolina for the first three quarters or the ones who looked lost in the fourth? For no reason whatsoever, I'm taking the former. Cal to surprise and beat the spread.
Houston 4.5 over Mildcats: Secret to stopping Khalil Tate is the kitten's inept coaches. Houston to cover, and hopefully so because one of my martial arts instructors is a rabid fan and I don't want him to be grumpy all week.
Nebraska 5 over Colorado: Ralphie gets stampeded. Huskers cover and won't need the assistance of a lightning storm this time.
Mormon Marauders 11 over Northern Illinois: This line is a little high. Utes will win but not cover.
Furd 3.5 over U$C: The annual wishing for an earthquake, meteor strike, giant sinkhole under the stadium game. This will be a close game with the termite infested trees covering.
Michigan State 7 over Spawn of Satan: Spartans with surprising struggle in their first game, Devil's Rejects with surprisingly easy win. Don't see that trend two weeks in a row. Spartans cover.
Wazzoo 35.5 over San Jose State: Puddytats feast on the other Spartans. Cougs easily cover.
Oklahoma 30 over bRuins: Chip Kelly gets curbstomped. Sooners cover.
And in the pick on someone your own size FCS NL games:
Oregon vs. Portland State
Mutts vs. North Dakota
River Rats vs. Southern Utah
and this week's wildly inaccurate picks. Home team in italics.
BYU 3.5 over Cal: Do we get the Bears who shut down North Carolina for the first three quarters or the ones who looked lost in the fourth? For no reason whatsoever, I'm taking the former. Cal to surprise and beat the spread.
Houston 4.5 over Mildcats: Secret to stopping Khalil Tate is the kitten's inept coaches. Houston to cover, and hopefully so because one of my martial arts instructors is a rabid fan and I don't want him to be grumpy all week.
Nebraska 5 over Colorado: Ralphie gets stampeded. Huskers cover and won't need the assistance of a lightning storm this time.
Mormon Marauders 11 over Northern Illinois: This line is a little high. Utes will win but not cover.
Furd 3.5 over U$C: The annual wishing for an earthquake, meteor strike, giant sinkhole under the stadium game. This will be a close game with the termite infested trees covering.
Michigan State 7 over Spawn of Satan: Spartans with surprising struggle in their first game, Devil's Rejects with surprisingly easy win. Don't see that trend two weeks in a row. Spartans cover.
Wazzoo 35.5 over San Jose State: Puddytats feast on the other Spartans. Cougs easily cover.
Oklahoma 30 over bRuins: Chip Kelly gets curbstomped. Sooners cover.
And in the pick on someone your own size FCS NL games:
Oregon vs. Portland State
Mutts vs. North Dakota
River Rats vs. Southern Utah