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Mark Fox to UNC
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Last: 3 yr ago by KoreAmBear
You're a day late with this.
....in other news, Gonzaga Coach Mark Few (627-124 (.835)) announced today that after his team wins the National Championship, he will be leaving Gonzaga to assume the helm of the California Golden Bears. When asked by a reporter what in the world is he thinking making such a move, Coach Few responded:
"The true measure of greatness is making something out of nothing. Koko the monkey could steer a stable of Blue Chip players to a National Championship. After Paul McCartney left the Beatles, he made Wings into a Platinum record selling band....and he even let his wife, Linda, sing on the records. Did you ever hear her on an isolated mic? The walrus was Paul. I AM THE WALRUS! The Cal Bears will win the National Championship in 2024. Guaranteed. Few Out!"
"For many are called, but FEW IS CHOSEN!" Matthew 22:14
"The true measure of greatness is making something out of nothing. Koko the monkey could steer a stable of Blue Chip players to a National Championship. After Paul McCartney left the Beatles, he made Wings into a Platinum record selling band....and he even let his wife, Linda, sing on the records. Did you ever hear her on an isolated mic? The walrus was Paul. I AM THE WALRUS! The Cal Bears will win the National Championship in 2024. Guaranteed. Few Out!"
"For many are called, but FEW IS CHOSEN!" Matthew 22:14
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MiZery said:
Might as well get this rumor started.
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