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https://instagr.am/p/DXM9fSljDmN
^ shocky is practicing his closing of yoga classes namaste speeches in prep for his future 1st day out as a substitute yoga teacher but honestly the feedback thus far hasn't been that ******* great...sigh

in other really bad ******* news, cal men's basketball tix sale metrics are absolutely ABYSMAL for the upcoming season (with the strategic decision to not offer FREE tixs to all berkeley students, **** the poor kids is the prevalent sentiment by the outta touch white people in charge of this ****show) despite 22 wins last season

the unlikable evil as **** ****tards non berkeley grads jay & jenny plans to "launch" the "game changing" strawberry creek studios to successfully market both hoops programs wuz just more misdirection bull**** by 2 incompetent worthless bureaucrats that are enabled by a feckless chanellor who refuses to let dan mogulof do his job & terminate the only 2 athletic directions on planet earth that don't got any social media presence

yeah cal basketball is lost in berkeley after dark (with an aging out fanbase & everybody else not giving 2 *****)

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