Buttigieg - shorter and gayer than Truman (riding a children's bicycle)

AOC - my milkshakes brought the boys to the bar

Harris (AOC makes her a drink) - I've got the Obama, and I raise you a Brahmin

Newsom (big gold chain) - I was born wealthy but had tough times in the Sunset, Wonder Bread and fog, and Pete, I spent a lot of personal time being consoled by the gay Getty grandson

^^ more humorous than 8 / 10 SNL skits

Da Mayor hanging in the background, checking out AOC ("I only date women if our combined age is 100 or less"). Willie to AOC: "You're too old for me."

What hateful, trolling posting this is. Unconscionable, definitely not choosing kindness

Choose Kindness

I give you Eric Swalwell, ladies and gentlemen

Anarchistbear said:

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I give you Eric Swalwell, ladies and gentlemen

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He can introduce Fang Fang to Willie.

The allegations are incredibly disturbing and unacceptable against Rep. Swalwell. We are immediately suspending our support. Our elected board will be meeting as soon as possible to follow our union’s democratic process to determine next steps.

— California Teachers Association (@WeAreCTA) April 10, 2026

Who's going to represent eastern Alameda County?

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BREAKING: Pete Buttigieg plans to run for President in 2028.

Kamala considering a run.

So is Slick Gavin Newsom.

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Maybe this time Pete will be able to find a black person who likes him

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What hateful, trolling posting this is. Unconscionable, definitely not choosing kindness

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The hypocrisy is showing again. The things written about Trump, Melania, etc are way worse than anything movielover wrote into his TrumpNightLive routine

movielover said:

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Just read the Chronicle article. Ouch. Lots of corroboration, ex boyfriend of the alleged victim, medical tests, possibly text messages, and she allegedly worked for the Congressman in Castro Valley and DC. Drinks at Haps, which is close to a hotel he uses (Rose Hotel).

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Thank you Sacramento!

We’re writing the New California story — together. pic.twitter.com/IurlCIe8UE

— Eric Swalwell (@ericswalwell) April 8, 2026

Eric Swalwell for Governor of California.

" CNN published a report with four women accusing Mr. Swalwell of a range of misconduct, including a former staff member who appeared to be the same person in The Chronicle's account. CNN's report also described allegations from a Democratic activist who said Mr. Swalwell had touched her thigh and tried to kiss her in the booth of a bar before bringing her to his hotel room, and from two women who said he had sent them unsolicited photos of his *****."

On to the dick photos. Wow this guy really is Presidential

He's a modern day JFK / LBJ.

Hap's Steakhouse might be the perfect place for a BI Happy Hour.

He should be booted off of all committes, he's a security risk.

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" CNN published a report with four women accusing Mr. Swalwell of a range of misconduct, including a former staff member who appeared to be the same person in The Chronicle's account. CNN's report also described allegations from a Democratic activist who said Mr. Swalwell had touched her thigh and tried to kiss her in the booth of a bar before bringing her to his hotel room, and from two women who said he had sent them unsolicited photos of his *****."

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100% #BelieveSurvivors

— Rep. Eric Swalwell (@RepSwalwell) September 27, 2018

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Incredibly hateful post, my God. Just sad

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Au contraire, dick photos are what separates us from the animals. Swallwell is justifiably proud of his member which is celebrated throughout the District. . Why not share that love with young women interested in job opportunities

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Yeah, this is whataboutism at its finest

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No it's not, a few of you on here like to overuse that term. People are able to say hateful/weird/gross things about Trump and Melania, etc. therefore people are able to say things in return about democrats. You only call out against one side while applauding the other side, hence my determination of hypocrisy. Hope that explains it for you

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Incredibly hateful post, my God. Just sad

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This is an extremely sad, horrible take. My God.

So four women are lying, and the staffers who believe them (they know if he's a Saint or a cad).

🚨 BREAKING: Eric Swalwell’s Campaign has stopped accepting donations on ActBlue after bombshell sexual assault allegations. pic.twitter.com/ytwuBfoWoV

— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) April 11, 2026

Hi @RepSwalwell,

I know you have me blocked after my video of you dropped, but you’ll see this anyway.

I wonder what will happen if I soon publish a recording of you admitting to ILLEGALLY pushing to subpoena Ivanka Trump because she’s “hot as f*ck,” letting lobbyists get you… pic.twitter.com/DXdCIjP4rn

— Nick Sortor (@nicksortor) April 10, 2026

https://nypost.com/2026/04/10/us-news/four-women-accuse-eric-swalwell-of-sexual-misconduct/

"The most obvious beneficiary of the scandal, Katie Porter, has denied any involvement in organizing the disclosures against Swalwell. The irony is that Swalwell's scandal will remove a candidate who has allegedly physically assaulted staffers in favor of a candidate who has verbally assaulted staffers."

https://nypost.com/2026/04/11/opinion/eric-swalwell-todays-frankensteins-monster/

GOP lawmakers demand release of $17M 'congressional sexual slush fund list'.

Eric Swalwell has a way out of this

he needs to come out as transgender

now

— Gene Parmesan (@dsonoiki) April 11, 2026

I once said something similar about Joe Biden.

Full CNN interview with main accuser.

https://www.mediaite.com/media/news/swalwell-rape-accuser-speaks-out-on-cnn-in-harrowing-interview-i-was-pushing-him-off-of-me-saying-no

Short video w alleged sex worker; further, Swalwell allegedly is camped out not with his wife, but a billionaire backer in Beverly Hills who is engaged to a former Penthouse Pet.

i need to speak to someone from the @ericswalwell campaign. ive received a video of him being intimate with a woman who does not appear to be his wife and would like a comment before posting.

— Martin Shkreli (@MartinShkreli) April 11, 2026

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Manhattan DA opening a criminal investigation.

Facebook post claims to show Swalwell with a very young woman in a bedroom, side by side, with him putting the creep on. Unconfirmed.

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I thought Rudy demonstrated that is legal in the Big Apple: