Kind of like a "doctor", he helps people
He says HE posted the image himself.
Trump is my Lord and Savior
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Kind of like a "doctor", he helps people
He says HE posted the image himself.
— The White House (@WhiteHouse) May 3, 2025
oski003 said:
Paula approves.
Paula White needs to be removed from The White House. pic.twitter.com/8AUdzXmPCm
— Kelly McCarty (@KellyLMcCarty) April 13, 2026
Did you donate a tenth of your income to Israel already??
I’m sorry.. but Paula White has got to go. She is exactly what gives Christian’s a bad name. If I were a lost soul looking for answers, seeking God, and she is who I discovered, I would run far away very fast.
— MJTruthUltra (@MJTruthUltra) March 30, 2026
With that said, who SHOULD be President Trump’s WH Spiritual… https://t.co/cDSkVijq3t pic.twitter.com/ymvjaH7qfI
Is Trump a Pediatrician?
Or a Pedoatrician?
Or a Pedoatrician?
DiabloWags said:
Is Trump a Pediatrician?
Or a Pedoatrician?
Who did you steal that joke from?
Mocking 1.4 BILLION Catholics.
A quarter of all Trump voters.In 2024 were Catholics.
Great job!
A quarter of all Trump voters.In 2024 were Catholics.
Great job!
DiabloWags said:
Is Trump a Pediatrician?
Or a Pedoatrician?
he claims to be a pediatric gynecologist. that's his excuse for grabbing 12 year old *****
DiabloWags said:
Mocking 1.4 BILLION Catholics.
A quarter of all Trump voters.In 2024 were Catholics.
Great job!
I don't know any Catholics (or doctors) who plan on voting for Trump again.
graguna said:DiabloWags said:
Is Trump a Pediatrician?
Or a Pedoatrician?
he claims to be a pediatric gynecologist. that's his excuse for grabbing 12 year old *****
Well here's another thing that never happened
oski003 said:DiabloWags said:
Mocking 1.4 BILLION Catholics.
A quarter of all Trump voters.In 2024 were Catholics.
Great job!
I don't know any Catholics (or doctors) who plan on voting for Trump again.
I don't know of anyone who's planning to vote for Trump again since he can't run for President again
who cares, it was funny and it is true
Pedoatrician, lol
Pedoatrician, lol
Joe Rogan on this:
https://www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/joe-rogan-mocks-trumps-idiotic-excuse-for-ai-generated-jesus-post-on-truth-social/
Yup, idiotic
Choose Kindness
https://www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/joe-rogan-mocks-trumps-idiotic-excuse-for-ai-generated-jesus-post-on-truth-social/
Yup, idiotic
Choose Kindness
SBGold said:
who cares, it was funny and it is true
Pedoatrician, lol
That's how I knew it wasn't a Wags original
oski003 said:DiabloWags said:
Mocking 1.4 BILLION Catholics.
A quarter of all Trump voters.In 2024 were Catholics.
Great job!
I don't know any Catholics (or doctors) who plan on voting for Trump again.
Neither do I.
Good job on the reading comprehension!
Aunburdened said:oski003 said:DiabloWags said:
Mocking 1.4 BILLION Catholics.
A quarter of all Trump voters.In 2024 were Catholics.
Great job!
I don't know any Catholics (or doctors) who plan on voting for Trump again.
I don't know of anyone who's planning to vote for Trump again since he can't run for President again
That was the point
"Maybe Trump should try reading the Bible, instead of selling it."
Jimmy Kimmel
Jimmy Kimmel
SBGold said:
who cares, it was funny and it is true
Pedoatrician, lol
Nobody spreads a good joke faster than the Wall Street crowd
DiabloWags said:
Lololol
This is hilarious!!!!
oski003 said:DiabloWags said:
Mocking 1.4 BILLION Catholics.
A quarter of all Trump voters.In 2024 were Catholics.
Great job!
I don't know any Catholics (or doctors) who plan on voting for Trump again.
Did you know any before?
If so, they weren't actually Catholics. They were dumbasses
concordtom said:oski003 said:DiabloWags said:
Mocking 1.4 BILLION Catholics.
A quarter of all Trump voters.In 2024 were Catholics.
Great job!
I don't know any Catholics (or doctors) who plan on voting for Trump again.
Did you know any before?
If so, they weren't actually Catholics. They were dumbasses
You don't seem to know much about voters
From Pew
"The research found that in 2024, Trump gained voters among multiple religious groups including Catholics, Protestants, and those who reported that they attend religious services on at least a monthly basis.
Trump had a 12-point advantage of Catholic voters over Kamala Harris, who won 43% of the group's vote. In 2020, the Catholic vote was split almost evenly with 50% voting for Joe Biden and 49% for Trump. "
Quote:
Trump is my Lord and Savior.
Trump is your daddy.
concordtom said:oski003 said:DiabloWags said:
Mocking 1.4 BILLION Catholics.
A quarter of all Trump voters.In 2024 were Catholics.
Great job!
I don't know any Catholics (or doctors) who plan on voting for Trump again.
Did you know any before?
If so, they weren't actually Catholics. They were dumbasses
The religious have favored Trump for 10 years. In 2020 it was the non-religious vote that carried Biden to victory.
Anarchistbear said:concordtom said:oski003 said:DiabloWags said:
Mocking 1.4 BILLION Catholics.
A quarter of all Trump voters.In 2024 were Catholics.
Great job!
I don't know any Catholics (or doctors) who plan on voting for Trump again.
Did you know any before?
If so, they weren't actually Catholics. They were dumbasses
You don't seem to know much about voters
From Pew
"The research found that in 2024, Trump gained voters among multiple religious groups including Catholics, Protestants, and those who reported that they attend religious services on at least a monthly basis.
Trump had a 12-point advantage of Catholic voters over Kamala Harris, who won 43% of the group's vote. In 2020, the Catholic vote was split almost evenly with 50% voting for Joe Biden and 49% for Trump. "
Your news article quote is missing the Venn Diagram view that includes Dumbasses.
“The Trump administration has abruptly canceled an $11 million contract with Catholic Charities to shelter and care for migrant children who enter the U.S. alone…” https://t.co/qezHSFOnJe
— Rich Raho (@RichRaho) April 16, 2026
The Pope is going to dispatch his Exorcism Squad on Trump.
Cancel my subscription to the Resurrection
Send my credentials to the House of Detention
I got some friends inside
“I love Cal deeply, by the way, what are the directions to The Portal from Sproul Plaza?”
Send my credentials to the House of Detention
I got some friends inside
“I love Cal deeply, by the way, what are the directions to The Portal from Sproul Plaza?”
And after that, the pitchforks and tikitorch mob will go after him.
It's Hegseth's turn to make it clear how fake of a Christian he is.
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth tried to evoke Holy Scripture but instead quoted Quentin Tarantino's "Pulp Fiction" during a Pentagon worship service.
— Variety (@Variety) April 16, 2026
Hagseth read the altered version of Ezekiel 25:17 quoted by Samuel L. Jackson’s character in the movie just before he shoots a…
What the real Ezekiel 25:17 says
the King James Bible is short:
"And I will execute great vengeance upon them with furious rebukes; and they shall know that I am the Lord, when I shall lay my vengeance upon them."
How it compares to Samuel L. Jackson's movie speech
Jackson's character Jules Winnfield recites:
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men… And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."
What Hegseth actually read
During a Pentagon worship service on April 15, 2026, Hegseth recited a passage he said was used by a Combat Search and Rescue team. The wording he used matches the Pulp Fiction monologue almost verbatim, with only militarythemed substitutions:
"The path of the downed aviator is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men… Blessed is he who, in the name of camaraderie and duty, shepherds the lost through the valley of darkness… And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to capture and destroy my brother. And you will know my call sign is Sandy One when I lay my vengeance upon thee."
DISCLAIMER: ChatGPT told me all that.
the King James Bible is short:
"And I will execute great vengeance upon them with furious rebukes; and they shall know that I am the Lord, when I shall lay my vengeance upon them."
How it compares to Samuel L. Jackson's movie speech
Jackson's character Jules Winnfield recites:
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men… And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."
What Hegseth actually read
During a Pentagon worship service on April 15, 2026, Hegseth recited a passage he said was used by a Combat Search and Rescue team. The wording he used matches the Pulp Fiction monologue almost verbatim, with only militarythemed substitutions:
"The path of the downed aviator is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men… Blessed is he who, in the name of camaraderie and duty, shepherds the lost through the valley of darkness… And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to capture and destroy my brother. And you will know my call sign is Sandy One when I lay my vengeance upon thee."
DISCLAIMER: ChatGPT told me all that.
concordtom said:DiabloWags said:
Lololol
This is hilarious!!!!
— Anonymous (@YourAnonNews) April 16, 2026
chazzed said:— Anonymous (@YourAnonNews) April 16, 2026
I don't think Trump is a believer, his Christian schtick if purely transactional.
Cal88 said:
I don't think Trump is a believer, his Christian schtick if purely transactional.
You don't THINK??
Come on does ANYONE *THINK* Trump is a believer?????