Hypothetical: Which member of Congress or the Senate would you ask to be your wife?

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B.A. Bearacus
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This hypothetical assumes everyone involved is single and their current age. You must choose someone.

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bearister
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" You should all be ashamed. This was a bear trap set up by me, Mama Bear, and Cali. Have a seat!"


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wifeisafurd
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Congress or Senate? This is really sexist - I'm shocked, shocked.

I suppose at my age, and assume this is based on looks, Gillibrand (who is taken) and Sinema (yes, I know she is bi - so what). Loretta Sanchez is a good looking woman as well, but left the House, one of the two branches on Congress, recently.

There are many couples who don't share the same politics (e.g., Gavin Newsom), and I never made that a criteria when pursuing women when single.

BTW, no women on this board allowed to pick a husband?
Anarchistbear
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Katie Hill and her girlfriend
bearister
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Anarchistbear said:

Katie Hill and her girlfriend


You greedy ba$tard!
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B.A. Bearacus
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You should all be ashamed. This was a bear trap set up by me, Mama Bear, and Cali. Have a seat!

Also, very appropriate for Wife to jump on a wife thread.
Anarchistbear
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Damn, Katie retired to spend more time with her families. I'll go with Tulsi.
sycasey
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I think I find Kyrsten Sinema the sexiest.





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sycasey said:


Pence still has fantasies from this photoshoot. About the hot photographer guy. Wish he could have openly lived the life that his body was meant to enjoy, instead of turning out as this guy.
Anarchistbear
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His erection was 23% from the photographer, 21% from the Senator and 53% from holding the Bible.

Apropos of this thread I have to say that Katie Hill resigning is giving in to some stupid puritanical hypocritical bull****. She should have stayed
B.A. Bearacus
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The Hill, RedState, and The Daily Mail should be ashamed of posting the straight-up revenge porn pics of Katie Hill. Much younger females have committed suicide over something like this. This is a power that men disproportionately wield against women and it should be denounced.
Anarchistbear
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The bigger issue to me is that consenting adults should be able to screw without some bukk$it Daddy disciplinary review. If it's not coercive it's a matter for her constituents to judge not a bunch of Morality Cops
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Sinema doubles her chances of getting a date on Saturday night.

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concordtom
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Some really good comments by BA and Anarchy.

But I will counter that she displayed poor judgment in allowing herself to be photographed like that, for the bizarre way the story of her relationships is out there (that's poorly written), knowing that we do live in a puritanical society.

Like, go ahead and claim your freedoms all week long. But if you're going to be respected as a leader, don't run your personal life in a way that allows this to happen like a train wreck.
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wifeisafurd said:



I suppose at my age, and assume this is based on looks, Gillibrand (who is taken) and Sinema (yes, I know she is bi - so what).



Maybe you are like Kate's soon to be ex husband. He was fine with her grabbing T&A, but as soon as she started grabbing another man's D, he was out! Hahaha.

NOW how many men are truly interested in that kind of threesome?
Guy girl girl
Vs
Guy girl guy

As for me, no threesomes at all. Call me old fashioned.
AOC was pretty cute in that college dancing video when she had her hair down. Nice rack. But I'm not digging her Congress look so much - though I get it and respect it, she needs to not be hot if she wants to be taken seriously.
I'll go, also, with the Senator from NY.
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concordtom said:

wifeisafurd said:



I suppose at my age, and assume this is based on looks, Gillibrand (who is taken) and Sinema (yes, I know she is bi - so what).



Maybe you are like Kate's soon to be ex husband. He was fine with her grabbing T&A, but as soon as she started grabbing another man's D, he was out! Hahaha.

NOW how many men are truly interested in that kind of threesome?
Guy girl girl
Vs
Guy girl guy

As for me, no threesomes at all. Call me old fashioned.
AOC was pretty cute in that college dancing video when she had her hair down. Nice rack. But I'm not digging her Congress look so much - though I get it and respect it, she needs to not be hot if she wants to be taken seriously.
I'll go, also, with the Senator from NY.

I don't know, he probably is gonna miss that nice Nazii/whitepower tattoo Kate was sporting.

How younger people now define their sexuality is more fluid. Doesn't mean the Arizona Senator if she married again, to either gender, wouldn't be faithful. Your the guy who put the threesome in play. And it would have to be that way with the Senator from MY, who is spoken for already.


concordtom
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True. You never mentioned 3. You were just hypothetically saying which 1.

I'll pass on the idea altogether. I like the biblical/wedding vow verse about cleaving unto your spouse. I don't want to imagine things like that lest I become lustful, tempted and drive myself batty. Better to simply focus all sexual desire toward my wife.

It's like putting blinders on a horse.

And by the way, I saw the pics, and that was no Nazi swastika tattoo! I hate it when people blatantly and falsely report things.

I guess that's why I can't stand Trump!!!! Biggest F'ing liar of all-time
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The next scandal brewing is a Congressman from Alabama that is a practitioner of objectophilia and who was secretly photographed in the woods with his romantic partner, a tree stump. His resignation is imminent.


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concordtom said:

True. You never mentioned 3. You were just hypothetically saying which 1.

I'll pass on the idea altogether. I like the biblical/wedding vow verse about cleaving unto your spouse. I don't want to imagine things like that lest I become lustful, tempted and drive myself batty. Better to simply focus all sexual desire toward my wife.

It's like putting blinders on a horse.

And by the way, I saw the pics, and that was no Nazi swastika tattoo! I hate it when people blatantly and falsely report things.

I guess that's why I can't stand Trump!!!! Biggest F'ing liar of all-time
You mean the British media lied?

Katie Hill shows off Nazi-era tattoo while smoking a BONG NAKED https://mol.im/a/7609835 via @MailOnline

England doesn't have a first amendment - you can sue the newspaper for this if they are wrong, even a public person.

wifeisafurd
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bearister said:

The next scandal brewing is a Congressman from Alabama that is a practitioner of objectophilia and who was secretly photographed in the woods with his romantic partner, a tree stump. His resignation is imminent.



I guess that gives new meaning to the phrase tree hugger.
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wifeisafurd said:

Katie Hill shows off Nazi-era tattoo while smoking a BONG NAKED https://mol.im/a/7609835 via @MailOnline
An Iron Cross is not necessarily a Nazi symbol these days. It depends a lot on context.

https://www.adl.org/education/references/hate-symbols/iron-cross

"In the United States, however, the Iron Cross also became one of several Nazi-era symbols adopted by outlaw bikers, more to signify rebellion or to shock than for any white supremacist ideology. By the early 2000s, this other use of the Iron Cross had spread from bikers to skateboarders and many extreme sports enthusiasts and became part of the logo of several different companies producing equipment and clothing for this audience. Consequently, the use of the Iron Cross in a non-racist context has greatly proliferated in the United States, to the point that an Iron Cross in isolation (i.e., without a superimposed swastika or without other accompanying hate symbols) cannot be determined to be a hate symbol. Care must therefore be used to correctly interpret this symbol in whatever context in which it may be found."
bearister
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Iron Cross: the highest German military decoration for bravery, instituted in 1813.

Just another historical item co opted by some hillbilly that saw it on a German soldier in a war movie and presumed all Germans throughout history were Nazis For you see, you actually have to read to learn facts.
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Well, I can't do the OK sign anymore, so there's that...
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oski003 said:

Well, I can't do the OK sign anymore, so there's that...
Ok sign is no problem at all in 99.999% of circumstances. Just don't pose in photos with a White Power-sympathetic person and do that sign, especially if that person is also doing that sign. You really shouldn't sweat the ok sign.
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bearister said:


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Don Jr. appears to be the catcher.

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B.A. Bearacus
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1.5 mins. Worth a listen.
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So why is she leaving? Because of the on line s$It? Then they won.

Or is she leaving because she is being investigated by the Ethics Committee, chaired by her own party. It seems to me if she believes this is misogynistic than so is the decision to investigate her for having an affair with a consenting adult. Don't leave
Cal88
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The problem with politicians being sexual deviants is that many of them get compromised and controlled via blackmail. Someone like Hastert didn't rise up to the 3rd highest political rank in the US based on his merit.
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Anarchistbear said:

So why is she leaving? Because of the on line s$It? Then they won.

Or is she leaving because she is being investigated by the Ethics Committee, chaired by her own party. It seems to me if she believes this is misogynistic than so is the decision to investigate her for having an affair with a consenting adult. Don't leave
The investigation would be about whether or not she had a relationship with a staffer as a member of Congress (what she did before she began her term doesn't apply).

Hard to say. It could be that she knows she did have that relationship and knows the ethics investigation would find that out. Or it could be she just doesn't want any more dirty laundry aired in public. If it's the latter then yeah I would also prefer she stay and fight it.
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She's not in Congress, but she's sharing some good vibes in KY.

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Jim Jordan and/or Matt Gaetz. Deal with it.
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Cal88 said:

The problem with politicians being sexual deviants is that many of them get compromised and controlled via blackmail. Someone like Hastert didn't rise up to the 3rd highest political rank in the US based on his merit.

That depends on how ignorant, stupid, hate filled, traitorous, racist, or greedy your base is. tRump's supporters wouldn't care if there was a video of him molesting penguins.
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