You're riding a horse full speed, There's a giraffe next to you, and a lion is chasing you. What do you do you do?

Ans: Get your drunk ass off the carousel.




Walmart is opening dental offices in some of its stores. There will be an Express Lane for people with 12 teeth or less.



I never called you stupid, but I asked you to spell "Orange" and you asked me, "The fruit or the color." Caught me off guard.