As some of you know I am a guitarist with some skill. I like to sit in my back yard and play in my garden.

One day i noticed that this carrot seem to sway with the music. When I stopped playing, it stopped swaying. We established quite a relationship.

I had some workmen doing some jobs around my house when I noticed one had stepped on the carrot and damaged him.

We dug him up and took him to the hospital. A surgeon worked on him for four hours.

Finally he came and said, "I got some good news and some bad news. The good news he is going to live. The bad news is he's going to be a vegetable the rest of his life."