A man walks up to a theater ticket booth with a duck under his arm.

"Ticket please" he says to the vendor.

"Oh, I'm sorry" the vendor replies " but we don't allow animals in the theater. You'll have to leave your duck outside."

"But this duck is my pet.....my friend" the man says,"I can't go anywhere without him".

"Sorry. I can't let you in with the duck."

The man walks away but then decides not to be deterred. He steps out of sight, stuffs his pet duck down the front of his pants, returns to the ticket window, buys his ticket and enters the theater.

Taking a seat next to two little old ladies, the man soon gets a bit uncomfortable as the duck squirms for room inside his pants. He unzips his fly to give his duck a bit more room to breath. The duck immediately pops its head out of his fly and looks around.

Noticing all this, the little old lady sitting next to him takes notice and elbows her friend...

"Look! Look at that! she says.

Her friend glances over and dryly responds, "So what. You've seen one, you've seen them all.

"Yeah...sure.... but this one is eating my popcorn!