Subject: Children Are Quick

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America. MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication
on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L.
TEACHER: No, that's wrong.
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. (I love this child)
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today
that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. _______________________________________

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.' MILLIE: I is......
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right. 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his
father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you
know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand. ______________________________________

TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers
before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ______________________________

TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly
the same s your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE: No, sir. It's the same dog.
(I want to adopt this kid!!!)
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on
talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher.
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