Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, surely i can't look that old.

Well . . . You'll love this one.



My name is alice , and i was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist.



I noticed his dds diploma on the wall, which bore his full name. Suddenly, i remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 40-odd years ago.



Could he be the same guy that i had a secret crush on, way back then?



Upon seeing him, however, i quickly discarded any such thought.



This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate.



After he examined my teeth, i asked him if he had attended morgan park high school ..



'yes. Yes, i did. I'm a mustang,' he gleamed with pride.



When did you graduate?' i asked.



He answered, 'in 1975. Why do you ask?'



you were in my class!', i exclaimed.



He looked at me closely.



Then, that ugly,



old,



bald,



wrinkled faced,



fat-assed,



gray-haired,



decrepit



sob



asked,




'what did you teach???