Subject: Blonde at the Pearly Gates
A dumb blonde died and went to Heaven. When she got to
the Pearly Gates, she met Saint Peter who said, "Before you
get to come into Heaven, you have to pass a test."
"OH, NO!" exclaimed the blonde.
But Saint Peter said not to worry, because he would make it
an easy test. "Who was God's son?" asked Saint Peter.
The dumb blonde thought for a few minutes and replied,
"Andy."
"Andy? That's interesting. What made you say that?" inquired
Saint Peter.
Then the blonde started to sing, "Andy walks with me. Andy
talks with me. Andy tells me......"
A dumb blonde died and went to Heaven. When she got to
the Pearly Gates, she met Saint Peter who said, "Before you
get to come into Heaven, you have to pass a test."
"OH, NO!" exclaimed the blonde.
But Saint Peter said not to worry, because he would make it
an easy test. "Who was God's son?" asked Saint Peter.
The dumb blonde thought for a few minutes and replied,
"Andy."
"Andy? That's interesting. What made you say that?" inquired
Saint Peter.
Then the blonde started to sing, "Andy walks with me. Andy
talks with me. Andy tells me......"