Words of Wisdom That Confucius Didn't Say.......

* Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient

* Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly

* Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent

* Squirrel who runs up woman's leg will not find nuts

* Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion

* Man who runs in front of car gets tired; man who runs
behind car gets exhausted

* Man who eats many prunes get good run for money

* War does not determine who is right; it determines who is
left

* Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night

* It takes many nails to build a crib, but one screw to fill it

* Man who drives like hell is bound to get there

* Man who stands on toilet is high on pot

* Man who live in glass house should change clothes in
basement

* Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs

Finally, CONFUCIUS DID SAY......

* A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood!!!