Pirate costume

Cal Junkie
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When my son was 3, we asked him what he wanted to be for Halloween.

"I wanna be a pirate!" he said.

So we got a tri-corner hat and a striped shirt and an eyepatch and a vest, and got him all dressed up and put him in front of a mirror.

He looked at his reflection and frowned. "This isn't what the pirates wear!"

My wife and I looked at each other, "Yes, sweetie, they do!" said my wife.

"Not when they're flying the airplanes!" he said.

Pilots. Oh.
blungld
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Good one...but leave off the pilots at the end. Don't explain the joke--kills it.
GATC
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blungld;842643119 said:

Good one...but leave off the pilots at the end. Don't explain the joke--kills it.


To be honest I don't think I would get it without it.
25To20
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Gilbert and Sullivan wrote an entire musical based on this joke.
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