Society dinner party

RichyBear
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A couple trying to break into society hosted a dinner party. As
the guests were enjoying their dinner salad, the maid called
the hostess from the table. The maid informed her that the
cat had climbed on the kitchen table and eaten a large portion
of the salmon's midsection.

The hostess decided to quickly drive to the corner store and
get some canned salmon to fill the eaten portion and
camouflage it with parsley sprigs. As the guests were
enjoying the fish, the maid called the hostess into the kitchen
again and announced while wringing her hands, "Madam, the
cat is dead."

The hostess and her husband informed the guests and
suggested it might be best if everyone went to the hospital
and had their stomachs pumped.

Returning home, the couple asked the maid where she had
put the cat.

"It is still out on the road where you ran over it on the way
back from the corner store."
mpic2020
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Omg thats awful!
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