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The New Doctor
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A young doctor moved to a small northern community to replace a doctor who was retiring.
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The older doctor suggested that the young one accompany him on his rounds so the community could become used to the new doctor.
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At the first house a woman complains, "I've been a little sick to my stomach."
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The older doctor says, "Well, you've probably been overdoing the fresh fruit.
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Cut back on the amount you're eating and see if that does the trick."
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As they left, the younger man said, "You didn't even examine that woman.
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How'd you come to the diagnosis so quickly?"
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"I didn't have to. You noticed I dropped my stethoscope on the floor in there?
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When I bent over to pick it up I noticed a half dozen banana peels in the trash.
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That was what probably was making her sick."
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The younger doctor said, "Pretty clever. If you don't mind I think I'll try that at the next house."
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Arriving at the next house, they spent several minutes talking with a younger woman.
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She said that she just didn't have the energy she once did and said, "I'm feeling terribly run down lately."
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"You've probably been doing too much for the Church," the younger doctor told her.
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"Perhaps you should cut back a bit and see if that helps."
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As they left, the elder doctor said, "I know that woman well.
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Your diagnosis is almost certainly correct, she's very active in the church, but how did you arrive at it?"
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"I did what you did at the last house. I dropped my stethoscope and, when I bent down to retrieve it, I noticed the priest under the bed!"

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