"If loving Hope Hicks is wrong, then I don't want to be right!"

…but the guys* in the tRump Admin called her the Village Bicycle. Was there anyone that didn't get a ride?

*Rob Porter,Corey Lewandowski….and you know tRump was thinking, "Well, if losers that far down the food chain are hittin' that….my beak is getting wet too."



*tRump would probably never do something like that with a staff member. He draws the line at ballin' porn stars when his wife is pregnant.

Trump is so dumb he doesn't even realize that he can talk to his son. He's also too much of a con man to admit he wasn't planning on going. And too much of a narcissist to admit that he could have gotten an earlier trial if he cared about getting this over with.

The real question is when is the last time he talked to his kid, let alone attended any of his events? Trump is far too much of a narcissist to attend any event that he isn't the center of.

EDIT: LOL

I’ll explain.

Dear Barron,

Your father will not attend your graduation.

Not because he’s on trial for 34 felony charges in New York.

Not because he tried to hide his dalliance with a porn star while your mother was pregnant with you.

Not because he’s been denied leave by… pic.twitter.com/49bcI05CN4

— Jack E. Smith ⚖️ (@7Veritas4) April 16, 2024

"I was hanging out in a freshman dorm with some friends, next door to Donald Jr.'s room. I walked out of the room to find Donald Trump at his son's door, there to pick him up for a baseball game. There were quite a few students standing around watching, trying to catch a glimpse of the famed real estate magnate. Don Jr. opened the door, wearing a Yankee jersey. Without saying a word, his father slapped him across the face, knocking him to the floor in front of all of his classmates. He simply said "put on a suit and meet me outside," and closed the door."
https://www.complex.com/life/a/elizabeth-king/donald-trump-jr-college-classmate-claims-trump-knocked-son-ground-in-front-friends-once

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Maggie Haberman reporting from inside the courtroom that tRump's head dropped at counsel table a couple of times like he fell asleep.

Trump Narcolepsy!
Low energy criminal#TrumpCriminal

New York Times: “Trump appears to be sleeping. His head keeps dropping down and his mouth goes slack.”

“Trump has apparently jolted back awake, noticing the notes his lawyer passed him several minutes ago”

— Stuart (@stuhunter1) April 15, 2024

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Sounds like Trump could use the White House pharmacist that Biden uses.

#soproud

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Humans need sleep.
It's not a crime for either of them.
It's a shame you turn something that has nothing to do with Biden into a slur upon Biden.

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Trump heard about me, in my 8 AM classes back in the day... thought it sounded cool.

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Maggie Haberman reporting from inside the courtroom that tRump's head dropped at counsel table a couple of times like he fell asleep.

Trump Narcolepsy!
Low energy criminal#TrumpCriminal

New York Times: “Trump appears to be sleeping. His head keeps dropping down and his mouth goes slack.”

“Trump has apparently jolted back awake, noticing the notes his lawyer passed him several minutes ago”

— Stuart (@stuhunter1) April 15, 2024

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Sounds like Trump could use the White House pharmacist that Biden uses.

#soproud

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Humans need sleep.
It's not a crime for either of them.
It's a shame you turn something that has nothing to do with Biden into a slur upon Biden.

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You must have missed the drugged up Biden's state of the union. Nothing to do with sleep, all about the drug.

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Oh really?
Which drugs did he take?

There's no evidence of it.
None of you can diagnose by what we all saw.

Look, don't be stupid:

1. It was a very important presentation. You don't think he/they KNEW that the vigor he presented on that night would be important? If he appeared to behave differently, perhaps it's because he came in with a different mindset, a REHEARSED mindset to do precisely that.

2. I'm sure he got a nap in before.
I'm sure he ate well.
And while you're accusing him of stimulants of unknown negative type, let me point out the following common use:

According to a 2024 survey, 73% of Americans drink coffee daily. This is the highest rate of coffee consumption in about a decade. The average American drinks just over 3 cups of coffee per day.


(For the record I never have ever consumed coffee. But people are addicted to it, and it is a powerful stimulant.)

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"Would anyone here want to put their family at risk to serve on one of Trump's juries?"

I wouldn't. Once you do your duty for the government, whether it be as a juror, a witness to a crime, an informant, or a soldier*, and you are no longer of use to them, THEY DON'T GIVE A F@UCK ABOUT YOU.

*The government treats disabled Vets like an insurance carrier treats a claimant: deny, deny, deny, road block, road block, deny, deny….until you give up.

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Interesting and sad comments. I do not quibble with the assertion.

But yesterday while working I was listening to the news about the happenings and a mental train went through my head about this very threat and how I might answer some of the jury questions.

One response I gave was:

"I've had ancestors drafted in to serve in military combat where the threat of killing and being killed was very real.

I was never asked to do so.

But if my government asked me to serve my country in this way then I shall do so,"


What do you think? Would that get me excused, or would my murderous intentions be well enough disguised that I could be elected Foreman of the Jury and pound down any Trump sympathizers?

I would definitely be one of those cloaked jurors trying to get in on the final 12. "Oh, suuurre! I can definitely keep and open, impartial mind!!" (Meanwhile, I'm envisioning knives and guillotines.)

think they'd spot me???
I spent considerable time imagining how to come off right. Do I look at trump or not? Smile at him or not? How to dress? Wear a disguise? A mask?

And if the threat of thugs attacking me after I send his ass to hell, I'd announce: "I regret that I have but one life to give to my country!"

#Valkyre!

I snuck his Sharpie out of his pocket… pic.twitter.com/ixzD7BWWyc

— Taryn T, Duchess of the Blue Sea (@Talyn777) April 15, 2024

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bearister said:

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Maggie Haberman reporting from inside the courtroom that tRump's head dropped at counsel table a couple of times like he fell asleep.

Trump Narcolepsy!
Low energy criminal#TrumpCriminal

New York Times: “Trump appears to be sleeping. His head keeps dropping down and his mouth goes slack.”

“Trump has apparently jolted back awake, noticing the notes his lawyer passed him several minutes ago”

— Stuart (@stuhunter1) April 15, 2024

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Sounds like Trump could use the White House pharmacist that Biden uses.

#soproud

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Humans need sleep.
It's not a crime for either of them.
It's a shame you turn something that has nothing to do with Biden into a slur upon Biden.

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You must have missed the drugged up Biden's state of the union. Nothing to do with sleep, all about the drug.

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Oh really?
Which drugs did he take?

There's no evidence of it.
None of you can diagnose by what we all saw.

Look, don't be stupid:

1. It was a very important presentation. You don't think he/they KNEW that the vigor he presented on that night would be important? If he appeared to behave differently, perhaps it's because he came in with a different mindset, a REHEARSED mindset to do precisely that.

2. I'm sure he got a nap in before.
I'm sure he ate well.
And while you're accusing him of stimulants of unknown negative type, let me point out the following common use:

According to a 2024 survey, 73% of Americans drink coffee daily. This is the highest rate of coffee consumption in about a decade. The average American drinks just over 3 cups of coffee per day.


(For the record I never have ever consumed coffee. But people are addicted to it, and it is a powerful stimulant.)

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You have your opinion I have mine, plus those of a lot of my ex-addict friends who have experience dealing with their drug altered friends. They all think Biden was on something that night given how they've seen him during other recent speeches. I don't think I'm being stupid.

A live shot from day 2. #TrumpTrial pic.twitter.com/l7M2lVtYGZ

— Jon Cooper (@joncoopertweets) April 16, 2024

So that he won't be humiliated again for nodding off, Trump hired himself a special makeup artist. pic.twitter.com/CiQpkrkG2M

— Paul Leigh-Some Rascal on the Internet 🟧🇺🇸🇺🇦 (@Pleightx) April 16, 2024

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You guys are having your fun but really, this trial is a legal travesty…..

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You guys are having your fun but really, this trial is a legal travesty…..

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That's from the first semester of civil procedure. I didn't realize that Woody Allen made a serious legal thriller.

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I snuck his Sharpie out of his pocket… pic.twitter.com/ixzD7BWWyc

— Taryn T, Duchess of the Blue Sea (@Talyn777) April 15, 2024

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Sleepy Toe.

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That's from the first semester of civil procedure. I didn't realize that Woody Allen made a serious legal thriller.

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That's from the first semester of civil procedure. I didn't realize that Woody Allen made a serious legal thriller.

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Is this based on a true story? Looks tense and gripping.

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I snuck his Sharpie out of his pocket… pic.twitter.com/ixzD7BWWyc

— Taryn T, Duchess of the Blue Sea (@Talyn777) April 15, 2024

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Sleepy Toe.

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I was thinking of Sleep Ho!

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Is this based on a true story? Looks tense and gripping.

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Oh brother.
I haven't seen that one.
That was really laughably STUPID!!

tequila4kapp said:

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You guys are having your fun but really, this trial is a legal travesty. The charges are misdemeanors in NY and the statute of limitations has passed. Bragg is piggy backing alleged federal election law crimes to revive the charges but the payments weren't illegal under federal law. This whole thing is really wrong.

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My understanding is the statute of limitations are considered tolled under New York law. Also, the prosecution is arguing the crimes are a felony due to the crime being in service of another crime (the one Trump's lawyer Michael Cohen went to prison for).

But it's probably a good bet that even if Traitor Trump is found guilty some friendly judge will throw it out on appeal.

So, technicalities aside, do you think Trump committed a crime?

tequila4kapp said:

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You guys are having your fun but really, this trial is a legal travesty. The charges are misdemeanors in NY and the statute of limitations has passed. Bragg is piggy backing alleged federal election law crimes to revive the charges but the payments weren't illegal under federal law. This whole thing is really wrong.

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Here's another one for you.

Ari Melber pointed out on his show today that the defense wanted to know ALL of the charges that will be thrown at him after the jury is set, but Bragg only has to reveal ONE to get him seated there, and it's normal for prosecutors to them reveal ALL of them at the last minute.

That doesn't sound right as I type it, but I believe that's what he said.

If true, people who say he didn't commit any crimes… we haven't even heard all the charges and evidence.

Meet Donald Trump's stunning secret weapons



https://mol.im/a/13315233

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I snuck his Sharpie out of his pocket… pic.twitter.com/ixzD7BWWyc

— Taryn T, Duchess of the Blue Sea (@Talyn777) April 15, 2024

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Sleepy Toe.

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I was thinking of Sleep Ho!

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Was trying to use the T in his name and with a play on him calling Biden Sleepy Joe. Sleepy Doe makes him sound like Bambi's mom, so thought Sleepy Toe was the better choice.

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I snuck his Sharpie out of his pocket… pic.twitter.com/ixzD7BWWyc

— Taryn T, Duchess of the Blue Sea (@Talyn777) April 15, 2024

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Sleepy Toe.

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I was thinking of Sleep Ho!

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Was trying to use the T in his name and with a play on him calling Biden Sleepy Joe. Sleepy Doe makes him sound like Bambi's mom, so thought Sleepy Toe was the better choice.

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Was trying to use the long "O" sound in his behavior and with a play on him calling Biden Sleepy Joe. Sleepy Toe makes him sound like.... nothing in particular, so thought Sleepy Ho was the better choice.

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Meet Donald Trump's stunning secret weapons



https://mol.im/a/13315233

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Looking at those women, I can't help but think... Trump really just wanted to be Hugh Hefner - AND Adolph Hilter.

https://people.com/thmb/eENjWVb4z1YpjrG2z_jM_XIL42I=/1500x0/filters:no_upscale():max_bytes(150000):strip_icc():focal(999x0:1001x2)/donald-trump-playboy-5-ea7a9c06721a4f5ca0d9e716c5254231.jpg

Here's Trump's strategy:

Once the judge sets the 12 jurors, plus 6 alternates, the defense teams will work fast as hard on researching and knocking off 7 of them.
Once 18 turns into 11, the judge has the declare a mistrial and they have to start all over.

Delay delay delay.

(Knock off could be evidence that they ARE biased, or ill, or intimidated, or….knocked off.

Going into today, 12 jurors selected and looking for 6 alternates. Possibly opening arguments on Monday. At that point Traitor Trump and his mob of unethical media will begin the un-American activity of intimidating jurors in earnest.

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Going into today, 12 jurors selected and looking for 6 alternates. Possibly opening arguments on Monday. At that point Traitor Trump and his mob of unethical media will begin the un-American activity of intimidating jurors in earnest.

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The judge should have somehow collected 30 alternates. Because Trump will be rifling through the 18.

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Meiselas: What I’m hearing from credible sources is that Donald Trump is actually farting in the courtroom… I’m hearing it from actual credible people that as he’s kind of falling asleep, he’s actually passing gas and that his lawyers are really struggling with the smell. pic.twitter.com/wa6F3iRDgX

— Acyn (@Acyn) April 19, 2024

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I'm sorry, but this descredits him as a reporter. There are only so many people in there, so when he references his credible sources, who is he talking about?

Not much more "yellow" press than this topic. If excused jurors said it and confirmed each other, that's one thing. Well, not really. Everyone has to fart.

Stephen A. Smith came on the show tonight to discuss what he thinks the best way to beat Trump is - and he's pretty disgusted by how it's going. pic.twitter.com/4nhGvXG2tt

— Christopher C. Cuomo (@ChrisCuomo) April 19, 2024

Judge Merchan: “ODOR IN THE COURT!!!” 🤣🤣🤣 https://t.co/PU54mCZJ3q

— 𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖_𝔻𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕖 (@SundaeDivine) April 19, 2024

Believe what you will. I know you believed the sources that said tRump smells. This is one of the identified odors. It is so tRumpian. It is a total F@uck you power move. Rudy perpetually stepped on barking spiders in public hearings. The normal rules of courtesy and decorum don't apply to them.


* By the way, tRump will never get convicted in any criminal matter and he will get elected POTUS by hook or crook. Only Mother Nature aided by his lack of self discipline and impulse control will do him in. Billy Shatner will out live him.

Trump sits in Manhattan Criminal Court today. Photo: Curtis Means/Pool/Getty Images