Like Bull Cyclone (Shotgun) Sullivan

https://vault.si.com/vault/1984/04/30/the-toughest-coach-there-ever-was

Maybe we should get somebody from the Mafia. That might straighten out the pac-12 officiating a bit.

We need someone with thin skin who will listen to all the advice from people here.

BearForce2 said:

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We need someone with thin skin who will listen to all the advice from people here.

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Actual quotes I made up and am saying I pulled from the Bear Insider archives:


"We'll never win with a gimmick offense like the Air Raid!"

"Baldwin's 'multiple' stuff is garbage. An offense needs an identity."

"I never liked the Musgrave hire: No one uses Pro Style anymore!"


I made them up because I'm too lazy to search for them, but you know they are in there somewhere.