Sinking faster than ever before, my 1-4 record last week dragged my season total down to a scorching hot seat 11-19-1. I'd start a search committee for my replacement but my wife might get ideas. Anyway, despite this miserable season, trying to have fun with this. Here's the link to last week: https://bearinsider.com/forums/2/topics/104200/replies
For this week, odds as always are for the home team. My pick is in italics.
Furd @ Spawn of Satan -11: Hate to say it, but this should be a good game. Furd's pretty schizo this season. They smoke ranked teams and look ordinary to awful against the unranked. I'm expecting the Devil's Rejects to break that trend and win but not cover.
River Rats @ Wazzoo +3.5: Are the rodents playing over their head? Are the puddytats back to cougin it? Taking the rodents to keep it up one more week and cover.
Mormon Marauders @ U$C -3.5: As much as I want the missionaries to say the Condoms aren't worth the effort and condemn them all to hell it won't be this week. Toejams cover.
bRuins @ Mildcats +16: Praying the kittens don't break their long losing streak against Cal. It'd be great if they do it against the song stealers. Don't see that happening but taking Arizona to barely beat the spread.
BYE is very busy playing Cal, Oregon, Colorado and Washington. Cal struggles but wins in OT after BYE blocks what would be a tying XP, their player recovering the ball runs back to his own end zone and is tackled for a safety. Cal gets a one point win.
For this week, odds as always are for the home team. My pick is in italics.
Furd @ Spawn of Satan -11: Hate to say it, but this should be a good game. Furd's pretty schizo this season. They smoke ranked teams and look ordinary to awful against the unranked. I'm expecting the Devil's Rejects to break that trend and win but not cover.
River Rats @ Wazzoo +3.5: Are the rodents playing over their head? Are the puddytats back to cougin it? Taking the rodents to keep it up one more week and cover.
Mormon Marauders @ U$C -3.5: As much as I want the missionaries to say the Condoms aren't worth the effort and condemn them all to hell it won't be this week. Toejams cover.
bRuins @ Mildcats +16: Praying the kittens don't break their long losing streak against Cal. It'd be great if they do it against the song stealers. Don't see that happening but taking Arizona to barely beat the spread.
BYE is very busy playing Cal, Oregon, Colorado and Washington. Cal struggles but wins in OT after BYE blocks what would be a tying XP, their player recovering the ball runs back to his own end zone and is tackled for a safety. Cal gets a one point win.