The Official BI Fernando Mendoza Fan Club

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*After today's game Pitt would trade their'in (QB) for our'in plus cash.
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I love Mendoza and he's not the reason we're losing, but a lot of times he holds onto the ball too long. Of course, with our O-line, two seconds can sometimes be too long.
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Fernando's a baller. But his pass protection reminds of the Goff years. It's amazing he completes as many passes as he does.
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And if the Bears don't start protecting him better in the second half especially, he'll be outta here like Plummer to a team that does protect him.
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Another incredible game by Mendoza. Another nearly perfect first half. And despite half a dozen sacks, no fumbles. He's going to be playing on Sundays if he keeps this up. A sturdy Bear.
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I'm a huge fan of this kid. One of the few bright spots of this season has been watching him give everything he has every Saturday. Hopefully he can stay healthy behind our horrendous line.
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Sometimes you get lucky. Mendoza is a late bloomer who has wildly exceeded any reasonable expectations. I just hope we can keep him.
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Nando needs to add some weight, but honestly we need to recruit some road grading beasts for our Online. I mean players with a mean streak, players with some jiujitsu or wrestling background that'll eat up their opponents.
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BarcaBear said:

Nando needs to add some weight, but honestly we need to recruit some road grading beasts for our Online. I mean players with a mean streak, players with some jiujitsu or wrestling background that'll eat up their opponents.
A dominant OL would make this coaching staff look much more competent.
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59bear said:

BarcaBear said:

Nando needs to add some weight, but honestly we need to recruit some road grading beasts for our Online. I mean players with a mean streak, players with some jiujitsu or wrestling background that'll eat up their opponents.
A dominant OL would make this coaching staff look much more competent.


Maybe we need to transfer ownership of that OL recruiting page here on BI. Dude's not cuttin' it. Too much golf and T&A, not enough Grrrrr.
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HearstMining said:

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HearstMining said:


Did Fernando Valenzuela ever need a nickname?


He had one, "El Torro," but I'm not sure he needed one. Fernando Llamas needed one.
Just one "L" in Lamas. Am I the only one who always mixed him up with Ricardo Montalban?
I think Montalban did the ads for the Chrysler Cordoba - " . . . fine Corinthian leather . . ."


Quien es mas macho?
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59bear said:

BarcaBear said:

Nando needs to add some weight, but honestly we need to recruit some road grading beasts for our Online. I mean players with a mean streak, players with some jiujitsu or wrestling background that'll eat up their opponents.
A dominant OL would make this coaching staff look much more competent.

One thing I would love would be to have all the Cal football and basketball players be required to take a semester of judo (or even yongmudo) during their first year. The primary reason would be so they learn to fall properly (tuck their chins to prevent banging the backs of their heads as they fall on their backs). But if the OL also stick with the Cal judo club for all four years, they'll learn how to grapple upright (and on the ground) better.
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I don't know how often athletes are steered toward cross training with another discipline. For sake of grappling, the Oline should do off season training. Something that would help...not with the meanness, though, is ballet.

Hear me out.

I know Stephon Marbury was known to do ballet to help him with his lateral movement and with recovery. Same with Hakeem the Dream.

You'll rarely hear about this but Jordan's Bulls teams did ballet with the Joffrey ballet company in the offseason. It strengthens different muscle groups and which helps prevent injury, and helps with recovery time, as well.

Famous pro football players that did ballet...Lynn Swann, Herschel Walker, Barry Sanders, Walter Payton, and Emmitt Smith.

Helps with balance, agility, strength, and coordination. helps develop flexibility, speed,
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BarcaBear said:

I don't know how often athletes are steered toward cross training with another discipline. For sake of grappling, the Oline should do off season training. Something that would help...not with the meanness, though, is ballet.

Hear me out.

I know Stephon Marbury was known to do ballet to help him with his lateral movement and with recovery. Same with Hakeem the Dream.

You'll rarely hear about this but Jordan's Bulls teams did ballet with the Joffrey ballet company in the offseason. It strengthens different muscle groups and which helps prevent injury, and helps with recovery time, as well.

Famous pro football players that did ballet...Lynn Swann, Herschel Walker, Barry Sanders, Walter Payton, and Emmitt Smith.

Helps with balance, agility, strength, and coordination. helps develop flexibility, speed,

I have nothing but respect for ballet dancers. Ballerinas put up with tons of pain just to dance en pointe. Their male counterparts don't have to put up with as much pain, but their agility, balance, and strength are phenomenal!
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bearister said:

Membership for sale, $5 or best offer.*



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Yes, this forum has not aged well.
Since Nando is still in Portal Purgatory, I am puzzled what his expectations were.
Some pundits have echoed a theme that he was "underutilized" at Cal.
Not sure where that rumor originates.
I will say that he was underprotected, but maybe his handlers do not want him to say such, since a prosepctive school might see that as unwilling to play physical ball.
Hmmmm.
And, yet, no school has snagged him.
Could this have been a power play fail brought on by a greedy, shifty agent?
I was surprised at how well Nando improved this year. He has drive and desire a QB needs and his passing was much, much better.
I wish him well.

Nando ranks high in the QB ratings, but, OMG, there are a boatload of QBs in the Portal.
https://247sports.com/Season/2025-Football/transferportalpositionranking/
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Hell find a home. I don't think anyone doubts that
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Brother?

https://247sports.com/player/john-keawe-sagapolutele-46098155/college-320352/
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bencgilmore said:

Hell find a home. I don't think anyone doubts that
Yeah, but where's he gonna be a starter?
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bearister said:




Misogyny is alright, but have you tried homophobic slurs?

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LunchTime said:

bearister said:




Misogyny is alright, but have you tried homophobic slurs?


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This proves, without a reasonable doubt, that Bearister promised Rogers the starting quarterback job.
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Women's BB is ranked #20.
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LunchTime said:

bearister said:




Misogyny is alright, but have you tried homophobic slurs?



It has been a running gag for years regarding where BI threads go to die. Lighten the f@uck up….and no, I have never posted a homophobic slur here. Why would I? My daughter played hoop from 2nd grade through high school and I never missed a game.
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bear2034 said:

Women's BB is ranked #20.

We're going to have to start moving threads from that board to here, at this rate.
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And it got up to 59 degrees today in Berkeley.
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Please take a chill pill. Anyone who takes this board seriously needs to just take a break. Visit Truth Social, and bask in the love.
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bearister said:

LunchTime said:

bearister said:




Misogyny is alright, but have you tried homophobic slurs?



It has been a running gag for years regarding where BI threads go to die. Lighten the f@uck up….and no, I have never posted a homophobic slur here. Why would I? My daughter played hoop from 2nd grade through high school and I never missed a game.
Sad to see you doubling down with the misogyny.

I'd ask moderators to edit your posts, but sunshine is the best disinfectant.
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What kind of a man would flag a post? I had a guy make a death threat against me in the famed Ahmaud Arbery Thread and I never flagged it. Next you will be telling me that you put people on Ignore. Sack the f@uck up, bruh.

Why still so bitter? I figured your boy owning all three branches of government would put lead back in your pencil.
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MAGAs Against Misogyny is a rather exclusive club.
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bearister said:

What kind of a man would flag a post? I had a guy make a death threat against me in the famed Ahmaud Arbery Thread and I never flagged it. Next you will be telling me that you put people on Ignore. Sack the f@uck up, bruh.

Why still so bitter? I figured your boy owning all three branches of government would put lead back in your pencil.
"Sack"? So a lack of resilience to your misogynic statements evidences a lack of sack? People without sacks are not as strong or as good? The misogyny dominates you. Your latest verbal violence (this time directed at my person/gender) seemingly also confirms your homophobia, as was predicted by others earlier in this thread. You have no shame.

The only person I ever put on ignore was the sock puppet who was posting in caveman language. He actually made more logical sense then Cal88, but I could not tolerate the grammar.

Rather than attacking me and disparaging my testes satchel, you should explain to the board the origins of your misogyny and homophobia and why attending your daughter's basketball games didn't inculcate better values. It could be a learning experience for us all. Restorative justice is required to offset your thought crimes.

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'The Board" demanding a Bearister struggle session was not on my 2024 bingo card.
 
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