Hey, UCLA, have fun in the Big Ten: Maybe if you have a good season, you can finish 6th or 7th!

PS: Chancellor Christ's people are setting up a direct deposit for the "Calimony" payments. Thank you.

Now THAT is the way to send off traitorous song-stealers.

Also, get your own fight song

EAT MY SHORTS!

Isn't UCLA's stolen version of our fight song a couple of keys lower on the scale?

High up in the hills of Westwood
Sprawled offensive to the eye
Lies a Cal extension campus
Known as Westwood High (high high high)
Home of all the Bruin bearcubs
UGLY is its name
The student body's vile
The football team's a pile
and the campus is a shame!

U (clap clap clap) G (clap clap clap) L (clap clap clap) Y (clap clap clap)
U G L Y Eat My Shorts

Thanks for having us! Glad y’all could enjoy this up-close and personal! #GoBears https://t.co/z3gteClPDZ pic.twitter.com/mOqWXnAvAE

— Cal Football (@CalFootball) November 26, 2023

Pasadena is Bear Territory.

One more thing: Hey UCLA, your band's uniforms look as lame as can be, though perfect for playing stolen songs in. Warning, the Big Ten has some pretty outstanding bands.