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What did you do last week?

(i) This message was sent with High importance.

Please reply to this email with approx. 5 bullets of what you accomplished last week and cc your General Manager.

Please do not send any classified information, links, or attachments.

Deadline is this Monday 8:59pmPST.

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- Spent time relaxing in Colorado Springs
- Got lunch with Markeisha (didn't talk about work (boring!!), just got lunch)
- Counted my earnings from my decade-long contract
- Wrote up a proposal to double our comms department to 22 people
- Wrote Mark Madsen an email telling him we're super close on the practice facility. Just $80M to go!

eastcoastcal said:

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- Spent time relaxing in Colorado Springs
- Got lunch with Markeisha (didn't talk about work (boring!!), just got lunch)
- Counted my earnings from my decade-long contract
- Wrote up a proposal to double our comms department to 22 people
- Wrote Mark Madsen an email telling him we're super close on the practice facility. Just $80M to go!

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"- Extended the contracts for all coaches with sub .500 records"

-Confirmed with Markeisha that FREE tixs to all football and basketball games will NOT happen as Berkeley becomes the industry leader in TARP MANAGEMENT!!

-Reassured Chancellor Lyons that then upcoming Big Give will be wildly successful with Berkeley alums generously pledging/donating to endow the Coed Quidditch Program and pay for the salaries of Athletic Department bureaucrats. Game on!!

-Checked with Mountain West conference Commissioner Nevarez re: Cal's transitioning to the conference in 2027.

-Dropped out of the Laney College's "Reading Financial Statements for Dumb Azzs" in order to focus more on the upcoming Rocky Mountains Senior League upcoming playoff matches against the Aspen Trust Funders & the Durango Deer Killers.

-Signed off on Jenny's Athletic Department 9 day team summertime bonding event at the George V in Paris. In a cost saving measure all department employees will NOT be flying 1st class but rather Business Select.

Fun Facts (actually true): Jimmy had never been to Calfiornia before his 1st interview with Carol Christ & he believed Jenny when she told him he could be jailed for non Title IX compliance if the men's and women's basketball recruiting budgets were not equal.

This is totally unfair. Knowlton doesn't have internet access in Colorado.

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Cash Patel and Tulsi Gabbard told me that I do not have to respond to that email.