Another season of unbridled optimism, teeth gnashing wailing, and thanks to the transfer portal, wondering, "Who the hell is he?" Same format as before, odds are for the home team, my coin flip picks in italics.
Cal @ River Rats +3: So nice to use one of my nicknames for a Pac-10 school again. Hard game to predict, but for no reason at all, taking Cal to beat the spread and win.
Furd @ Hawaii -2.5: At least Furd gets a nice trip out of it. Hawaii to cover.
East Carolina @ NC State -12.5: Home field advantage helps State cover.
Elon @ Duke -33.5: Elon should be flattered they even rated a point spread. Duke still covers.
Kennesaw St @ Wake Forest -17: My niece's husband is a Demon Deacon alum, so let him have some joy with his alma mater covering.
Georgia Tech @ Colorado -4: Ralphie starts her season with yellow jacket stings. Tech beats the spread.
Syracuse @ Tennessee -13.5: This spread feels a bit low. Tennessee covers.
Alabama @ Florida State +13.5: Will FSU be awful two years in a row? This won't be the game to show it. Bama covers.
Coastal Carolina @ Virginia -12.5: Knowing nothing about these teams I'm taking the easy way out and picking Virginia to cover.
LSU @ Clemson -4: Nice seeing a big matchup to kick the season off. Close game with Clemson covering.
TCU @ North Carolina +3: TCU spoils Belichick's debut and covers. The one third his age girlfriend still gets all the press.
Virginia Tech @ South Carolina -8: Going with the home team to cover.
Notre Dame @ Miami +2.5: Catholics vs. Convicts again. Domers cover while telling Cal, "This is how you finish your opponent off."
NL games: (thanks for the check now go pick on someone your own size)
Duquesne @ Pitt
Fordham @ Boston College
Eastern Kentucky @ Louisville
East Texas A&M @ SMU
Cal @ River Rats +3: So nice to use one of my nicknames for a Pac-10 school again. Hard game to predict, but for no reason at all, taking Cal to beat the spread and win.
Furd @ Hawaii -2.5: At least Furd gets a nice trip out of it. Hawaii to cover.
East Carolina @ NC State -12.5: Home field advantage helps State cover.
Elon @ Duke -33.5: Elon should be flattered they even rated a point spread. Duke still covers.
Kennesaw St @ Wake Forest -17: My niece's husband is a Demon Deacon alum, so let him have some joy with his alma mater covering.
Georgia Tech @ Colorado -4: Ralphie starts her season with yellow jacket stings. Tech beats the spread.
Syracuse @ Tennessee -13.5: This spread feels a bit low. Tennessee covers.
Alabama @ Florida State +13.5: Will FSU be awful two years in a row? This won't be the game to show it. Bama covers.
Coastal Carolina @ Virginia -12.5: Knowing nothing about these teams I'm taking the easy way out and picking Virginia to cover.
LSU @ Clemson -4: Nice seeing a big matchup to kick the season off. Close game with Clemson covering.
TCU @ North Carolina +3: TCU spoils Belichick's debut and covers. The one third his age girlfriend still gets all the press.
Virginia Tech @ South Carolina -8: Going with the home team to cover.
Notre Dame @ Miami +2.5: Catholics vs. Convicts again. Domers cover while telling Cal, "This is how you finish your opponent off."
NL games: (thanks for the check now go pick on someone your own size)
Duquesne @ Pitt
Fordham @ Boston College
Eastern Kentucky @ Louisville
East Texas A&M @ SMU