Cal welcomes The Black Bear to the South End Zone

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okaydo
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Econ141
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Awesome! Probably the wrong week to create it since attendance will be low but gets the word out ahead of the Minnesota game.

Hope we attract the Raider fans!
HearstMining
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I smell a sponsorship opportunity!

https://blackbeardiner.com
MilleniaBear
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??? We are a grizzly bear, not a black bear. Just call it a bear den - like a dark, black cave.

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MilleniaBear said:

??? We are a grizzly bear, not a black bear. Just call it a bear den - like a dark, black cave.



A slap down is coming your way.
Anarchistbear
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A play to welcome lost Raider fans
BearForceOne
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Seems like the better analog to the black hole would be the golden hole, but doesn't quite sound right…

Maybe the (transfer) port-hole where 5* players pop out of to land in Berkeley? Sounds weird too…
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BearForceOne said:

Seems like the better analog to the black hole would be the golden hole, but doesn't quite sound right…

Maybe the (transfer) port-hole where 5* players pop out of to land in Berkeley? Sounds weird too…


lol

If some of the fans from the Raider's famed Back Hole section started coming to Cal games, would THE BLACK HOLE BEARS maybe work? Might tie the two together in some people's heads.
okaydo
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CNHTH
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HearstMining said:

I smell a sponsorship opportunity!

https://blackbeardiner.com

Don't forget about chain mail stab proof attire
BearForceOne
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HairOfTheBear said:

BearForceOne said:

Seems like the better analog to the black hole would be the golden hole, but doesn't quite sound right…

Maybe the (transfer) port-hole where 5* players pop out of to land in Berkeley? Sounds weird too…


lol

If some of the fans from the Raider's famed Back Hole section started coming to Cal games, would THE BLACK HOLE BEARS maybe work? Might tie the two together in some people's heads.


Sounds better than what I said… haha
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okaydo said:



I will gladly stand in it with my Black Bear gear -- Cal aloha shirt and a ukelele! Is that intimidating enough?
KoreAmBear
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HairOfTheBear said:

BearForceOne said:

Seems like the better analog to the black hole would be the golden hole, but doesn't quite sound right…

Maybe the (transfer) port-hole where 5* players pop out of to land in Berkeley? Sounds weird too…


lol

If some of the fans from the Raider's famed Back Hole section started coming to Cal games, would THE BLACK HOLE BEARS maybe work? Might tie the two together in some people's heads.

This may also attract members of Cyberbears.com from out of the woodwork. They might be confused when they get there though.
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HairOfTheBear said:

BearForceOne said:

Seems like the better analog to the black hole would be the golden hole, but doesn't quite sound right…

Maybe the (transfer) port-hole where 5* players pop out of to land in Berkeley? Sounds weird too…


lol

If some of the fans from the Raider's famed Back Hole section started coming to Cal games, would THE BLACK HOLE BEARS maybe work? Might tie the two together in some people's heads.


That's better!
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okaydo said:



Frank Drebin in Naked Gun III: "Faster than you could say 'spread 'em' I was in the cold gray walls of Statesville Prison. I was surrounded by pimps, rapists, murderers. It was like being in the stands at a Los Angeles Raiders game."
sycasey
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Wait, are they getting rid of the tarps now?
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MilleniaBear said:

??? We are a grizzly bear, not a black bear. Just call it a bear den - like a dark, black cave.

I don't think they mean Black Bear the species, but rather the dark rotted zombie corpse of a Golden Bear that has seen better days.
75bear
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This is the kind of outside the box thinking we've been clamoring for from Cal Athletics. Even if it doesn't catch on, it's well worth trying.

Good job making this happen!
Anarchistbear
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Looking forward to Jaron jumping into a black hole
TouchedTheAxeIn82
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75bear said:

This is the kind of outside the box thinking we've been clamoring for from Cal Athletics. Even if it doesn't catch on, it's well worth trying.

I think this was the best timing to try this, with an exciting young QB who will remind them of Kenny Stabler and Al Davis's love of the bomb.
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Best marketing idea since the inception of the Cub Club since I've been a fan. Hope fans embrace it.
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Golden One said:

HairOfTheBear said:

BearForceOne said:

Seems like the better analog to the black hole would be the golden hole, but doesn't quite sound right…

Maybe the (transfer) port-hole where 5* players pop out of to land in Berkeley? Sounds weird too…


lol

If some of the fans from the Raider's famed Back Hole section started coming to Cal games, would THE BLACK HOLE BEARS maybe work? Might tie the two together in some people's heads.


That's better!
Anyone else down to go full nerd on this one with a Black Hole synonym? It might not be as recognizable to former East Bay Raiders fans(which I get would kinda defeat the point of this outreach) but how cool would it be if that endzone was just named one of:

Gravity well
Singularity
Dark star
Event horizon
Stellar collapse
Space-time anomaly
Dark void
Gravitational vortex
Astronomical sinkhole
Cosmic abyss

Maybe I'm the only one but the thought of JKS unleashing a 75-yard pinpoint strike into the Cosmic Abyss sounds both weirdly awesome and completely on brand for California. I'm pretty sure the Calgorithm would get their money's worth out of it too

Edit: if you need a gift for this weekend for the Cal/estranged Raiders fan in your life . . . https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/75480517-california-raiders?store_id=45402
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BearForceOne said:

Seems like the better analog to the black hole would be the golden hole, but doesn't quite sound right…

Maybe the (transfer) port-hole where 5* players pop out of to land in Berkeley? Sounds weird too…


Hmm, i guess the Glory hole is out of the question
bearsandgiants
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Oakbear said:

BearForceOne said:

Seems like the better analog to the black hole would be the golden hole, but doesn't quite sound right…

Maybe the (transfer) port-hole where 5* players pop out of to land in Berkeley? Sounds weird too…


Hmm, i guess the Glory hole is out of the question
university club restroom perk
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Golden One
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Anarchistbear said:



I like the logo!
concordtom
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okaydo said:




Is this for real???
Violator as a Cal fan??


PAC-10-BEAR
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HairOfTheBear said:

BearForceOne said:

Seems like the better analog to the black hole would be the golden hole, but doesn't quite sound right…

Maybe the (transfer) port-hole where 5* players pop out of to land in Berkeley? Sounds weird too…


lol

If some of the fans from the Raider's famed Back Hole section started coming to Cal games, would THE BLACK HOLE BEARS maybe work? Might tie the two together in some people's heads.


I think you got it right. The Black Hole Bears maintains the Raiders identity and has a better ring to it.
The Black Bears sounds racial...
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Golden One said:

How about A$$ Hole?

The marketing team already crossed that one off the list along with the following:

Glory Hole
Man Hole
Maintenance Hole
PAC-10-BEAR
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Or...just reserve a section and retain the name, Black Hole. Homeless Oakland Raiders fans can come to Cal games just as they are, dressed as Raiders fans.
calumnus
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PAC-10-BEAR said:

Or...just reserve a section and retain the name, Black Hole. Homeless Oakland Raiders fans can come to Cal games just as they are, dressed as Raiders fans.


"The Black Hole Sponsored by the World Renowned Cal Astronomy Department"
Haloski
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Anarchistbear said:




I'm a fan of this logo. That's outstanding.
TedfordTheGreat
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i love the effort. we gott try something. giving away tickets to fill up the stadium. one year in Lyons tenure and we are cleaning house and trying in marketing again. u love to see it


how about a lambeau leap style celebration when we score, but a black hole leap?

make it cool to go to games again and cool to be a bear fan
concordtom
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There is ONE man available for the job of merging the two fan bases!
Call him TODAY.
Get him on the sidelines!






Oakland Technical High School's very own,
Marshawn Lynch
Haloski
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I'm definitely in for some merch.
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