falseintellect said:
Strykur said:
We have kept it pretty vanilla these first 2 games, next Saturday should be interesting
Ah, that old chestnut. "Vanilla" is what fans call the offense early in the season until they realize it's just a bad offense.
It has always astounded me how the fans on this site write the same stuff every year, have it blow up in their faces about the same time every year, and then roll the same excuses out the following year.
Every year between the first spring camp until the first game of the year:"I think this is the year the team finally breaks out. 9 plus wins this season!"
First bodybag game of the year every year:"Fans are being too negative! A win is a win! The coaches are saving all their deceptive plays for later in the season!"
After a couple of early bodybag wins and an undefeated record;
"Why aren't we getting consideration for the Top 25? This team is going to do great things!"
First soul-crushing loss of the year:
"The refs screwed us! That game was ours to win if we'd just not done the 2-3 stupid things that we do in games year after year!"
First loss to team that isn't any good, but beats us anyway:
"The offensive coordinator is terrible. All we need to do is fire that guy and any other assistant coaches who are deemed to be this year's scapegoats and Wilcox will finally be the coach we know he can be."
Loss that clinches another losing conference season:
"Started drinking heavily again. Why do I keep doing this to myself?"