Star this post if you're actually going to get one of these.
(There should be plenty on eBay.)

(There should be plenty on eBay.)

Dearest Mother —
— Stanford Football (@StanfordFball) October 1, 2025
We’ve unearthed 20,000 relics bearing my likeness. They shall be bestowed upon our loyal supporters Nov. 29.
— Andrew
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