Some off-season hits from the animal kingdom. Thought y'all might appreciate.
GrandeBear;730962 said:
Some off-season hits from the animal kingdom. Thought y'all might appreciate.
Quote:
Two campers are walking through the forest when they suddenly encounter a grizzly bear.
The bear rears up on his hind legs and lets out a terrifying roar. Both campers are frozen in their tracks.
The first camper whispers, "I'm sure glad I wore my running shoes today."
"It doesn't matter what kind of shoes you're wearing, you're not gonna outrun that bear," replies the second.
"I don't have to outrun the bear, I just have to outrun YOU," he answers.
burritos;731164 said:
Why didn't he just run through the wolves? He would have just shredded that pack.