Anyone have any recommendations on where I can buy a Scott Fujita #99 Cleveland Browns jersey online?

I want the official licensed NFL product, not some knock-off. I want to purchase it from a reputable website dealer.

It is important to have the jersey, since I plan to go to Columbus for the Cal at Ohio State game this fall. Because I feel I will be too embarrassed and ashamed to wear a Cal jersey, t-shirt, polo shirt, or sweater at the game, and I also don't want to get beer thrown on me, I figured I can still root for Cal in the closet and blend in by wearing the jersey of a former Cal football player who plays for the Cleveland Browns.

LMAO Richard! Way to represent. I can just imagine you in Blue and Gold shaking in your boots..... Best visual I've had in a while - perhaps Garret Sim could go with you.....
:woohoo

May I suggest a Lebron James instead. He is from Ohio and it will put you in good stead with the locals

...why don't you find a Stanfurd rugby jersey to wear? That would just about fit in with your attitude.

Yea, we are going to get a beat down and by the 2nd quarter it will be over, but that is the beauty of it...no one will give a sh*t that you have on a Cal shirt since we will just be Pope Urban II's bit*h anyways!

:headbang

BearsLair72;841891337 said:

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...why don't you find a Stanfurd rugby jersey to wear? That would just about fit in with your attitude.

Yea, we are going to get a beat down and by the 2nd quarter it will be over, but that is the beauty of it...no one will give a sh*t that you have on a Cal shirt since we will just be Pope Urban II's bit*h anyways!

:headbang

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so freaking funny

You should just wear one of these:

BearsLair72;841891337 said:

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...why don't you find a Stanfurd rugby jersey to wear? That would just about fit in with your attitude.

Yea, we are going to get a beat down and by the 2nd quarter it will be over, but that is the beauty of it...no one will give a sh*t that you have on a Cal shirt since we will just be Pope Urban II's bit*h anyways!

:headbang

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I do not understand your post.

Where is this website called "Pus*y?" That was the title of your post, so I assume that is where you are recommending that I buy the NFL jersey I asked about.

I am sure as a tough guy, macho, hardcore superfan, you will also be traveling to Columbus for the game in the fall to join me in the stands. Maybe you can at least point me to the address of the store or website where you bought your "Pus*y" jersey? I need to be able to make an informed decision on my upcoming purchase!

Thanks again!

GB54;841891295 said:

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May I suggest a Lebron James instead. He is from Ohio and it will put you in good stead with the locals

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I made a simple request for a reliable website retailer that sells official NFL jerseys with Scott Fujita's name and number on the Cleveland Browns. In response, this is what I have received thus far in terms of what I believe must be website sales:

1) A Lebron James jersey.

2) A Garrett Sim jersey.

3) A Pus*y jersey.

4) A Stanford rugby jersey.

5) An Ohio State vest.


Hrm. Based on that, I have concluded that no one here knows how to read English.

Thus, can any [U]English speakers [/U]please help me out on a recommendation for a retail website that sells official NFL jerseys, in particular a current jersey for Scott Fujita on the Browns? Alternatively, I'll take Alex Mack's jersey or Mitchell Schwartz's jersey for the Browns. But preferably Scott Fujita, as I'm still an earnest fan of his guest Daily Cal column just before the Big Game like a decade ago.

I'm serious about my request for a retail website recommendation, as I intend to buy the jersey. I also intend to then wear it on September 15 in Columbus, Ohio, where obviously every single other non-English speaking poster here on this website will also be taking the time, effort, and money to attend in person.

Please advise. Thanks a bunch in advance!

Richard_Lee;841891289 said:

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Anyone have any recommendations on where I can buy a Scott Fujita #99 Cleveland Browns jersey online?

I want the official licensed NFL product, not some knock-off. I want to purchase it from a reputable website dealer.

It is important to have the jersey, since I plan to go to Columbus for the Cal at Ohio State game this fall. Because I feel I will be too embarrassed and ashamed to wear a Cal jersey, t-shirt, polo shirt, or sweater at the game, and I also don't want to get beer thrown on me, I figured I can still root for Cal in the closet and blend in by wearing the jersey of a former Cal football player who plays for the Cleveland Browns.

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There now, what you really want to wear is the official 7/11 Art Schlichter jersey.

:beer:

Pussy. The rest of us that are going will be wearing Cal attire. If I see a nerdy Asian in Browns attire I will be ratting you out to Buckeye fans.

How about just wearing your home team one?

Bear Balls;841891440 said:

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Pussy. The rest of us that are going will be wearing Cal attire. If I see a nerdy Asian in Browns attire I will be ratting you out to Buckeye fans.

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Haha, literally LOLed on this one.

Richard, have you tried NFL.com or the ClevelandBrowns.com?

Outstanding recommendation! I will add this to the list of helpful suggestions from the fans on this website, all of whom I'm sure will be attending the Ohio State game in person!

1) A Lebron James jersey.

2) A Garrett Sim jersey.

3) A Pussy jersey.

4) A Stanford rugby jersey.

5) An Ohio State sweater vest.

6) An Art Schlichter jersey.

7) A nerdy Asian jersey.

8) A KB24 Raper jersey.

Any other suggestions on where I can find an official Scott Fujita Cleveland Browns jersey? Let's see if the ninth time is a charm!

GB54;841891441 said:

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How about just wearing your home team one?

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lakers982;841891445 said:

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Richard, have you tried NFL.com or the ClevelandBrowns.com?

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Finally! A native English-speaker among the Cal faithful! Awesome!

So I went to NFL.com, and I just looked around, but I'm trying to figure out what the hell is the difference between these two jerseys, other than bargain prices of $299.99 vs. $149.99. The jerseys look the same in the online photos, except for that squarish patch around the belly on the front and #99 on the back on the Elite jersey.

Any thoughts, coming from experience?

http://www.nflshop.com/product/index.jsp?productId=12772537

[IMG]http://lp.imageg.net/prod?set=key[name],value[FUJITA]&set=key[number],value[99]&set=key[displaysize],value[500]&load=url[http://chains.imageg.net/graphics/dynamic/chains/pNFL-12533270_customback.chain][/IMG]

http://www.nflshop.com/product/index.jsp?productId=12772538&cp=12895844&s=A-ProductAge&pageType=family&lmdn=Type&parentPage=family

[IMG]http://lp.imageg.net/prod?set=key[name],value[FUJITA]&set=key[number],value[99]&set=key[displaysize],value[500]&load=url[http://chains.imageg.net/graphics/dynamic/chains/pNFL-12530722_customback.chain][/IMG]

Again, seeing as how all the superfans here already own the jerseys of Scott Fujita, Alex Mack, and Mitchell Schwartz -- or at least similar officially-licensed NFL jerseys of other former Cal players like Aaron Rodgers, Desean Jackson, Marshawn Lynch, Hardy Nickerson, Tony Gonzalez, Nnamdi Asomugha, and Desmond Bishop -- I'd be interested in your comments, based on your personal experiences, of the differences in quality between the two types of jerseys (the $299.99 Nike Elite jersey vs. the $149.99 Nike Game jersey).

Let me know.

:bluecarrot: :bluecarrot: :bluecarrot: :bluecarrot: :bluecarrot:

Oh Richard....get he stick out of your butt!....although....that does sound interesting to try!

Richard_Lee;841891289 said:

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[SIZE="5"][SIZE="6"][COLOR="Red"]Because I feel I will be too embarrassed and ashamed to wear a Cal jersey, t-shirt, polo shirt, or sweater at the game[/COLOR][/SIZE][/SIZE]

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And you're really wondering why we're all making fun of you? With fans like you, who needs enemies?:facepalm

Hahaha why waste your money and go to the game? You can secretly root for the bears way more effectively from your couch.

:rollinglaugh:

LafayetteBear;841891561 said:

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Richard: LOL, dude! Why didn't you just start a thread entitled "Eff JT" or "Cal football sux?"

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Because all I want to do is buy an NFL jersey.

I didn't realize that was such a difficult thing to do here and such a difficult topic on which to obtain an answer from you fine folks.

But no problem. I didn't want to have to rely on Google and searching around, seeing as how the brilliant, hardcore fans here already had their own jerseys of Cal players in the NFL. But I ended up having to do that, anyway.

Thanks a bunch, however, for all the excellent recommendations on Pussy jerseys, Stanford rugby jerseys, racist nerdy Asian jerseys, and Rape jerseys. I'm especially thankful for the Pussy jerseys, as I figured if anyone knew about being sufficiently Pussy enough to find, buy, and own a Pussy jersey, it would be you guys!

:rollinglaugh: :bluecarrot: :rollinglaugh: :bluecarrot: :rollinglaugh: :bluecarrot: :rollinglaugh: :bluecarrot:

oobay;841891562 said:

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And you're really wondering why we're all making fun of you? With fans like you, who needs enemies?:facepalm

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Nope, not wondering that at all. I'm just happy to have discovered that most of the posters here are big Pussy jersey fans. Big Pussies for short.

I'll be seeing all you tough, macho fans in Ohio on September 15! See you then! Look for me in the Scott Fujita jersey! I'll be the guy with no beer thrown on me and enjoying the game. I'll be on the lookout for the Big Pussies with beer stains all over their clothes getting cussed out by little girls in the port-a-pottie bathroom line. :cheer

:p :woohoo :p :woohoo :p :woohoo :p :woohoo :p :woohoo :p :woohoo

Richard_Lee;841891570 said:

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Nope, not wondering that at all. I'm just happy to have discovered that most of the posters here are big Pussy jersey fans. Big Pussies for short.

I'll be seeing all you tough, macho fans in Ohio on September 15! See you then! Look for me in the Scott Fujita jersey! I'll be the guy with no beer thrown on me and enjoying the game. I'll be on the lookout for the Big Pussies with beer stains all over their clothes getting cussed out by little girls in the port-a-pottie bathroom line. :cheer

:p :woohoo :p :woohoo :p :woohoo :p :woohoo :p :woohoo :p :woohoo

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You'll be sitting with the squaws lighting scented candles and chanting. They will call you-short for Richard -Little Dick

Let's be more civil guys. You guys are grown men, not grade-schoolers.

The first jersey is the standard one for fans. The Elite jersey is close to what the athletes actually wear on the field, made with more expensive materials (though probably not 2x worth). If you have the money to splurge, the Elite is probably more comfortable.

GB54;841891581 said:

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You'll be sitting with the squaws lighting scented candles and chanting. They will call you-short for Richard -Little Dick

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Not sure what to make of your post.

It sounded vaguely racist and certainly erotic. Thus, I can only imagine what weird, diabolical retail website you must have been referring me to with that above post.

Not wanting to get viruses on my computer like with the last dubious website you referred me to, I will stay away from your favorite native American small penis website and stick with www.NFL.com and www.clevelandbrowns.com.

Thanks a bunch!

:newnana: :beer: :newnana: :beer: :newnana: :beer: :newnana: :beer:

champbear13;841891597 said:

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The first jersey is the standard one for fans. The Elite jersey is close to what the athletes actually wear on the field, made with more expensive materials (though probably not 2x worth). If you have the money to splurge, the Elite is probably more comfortable.

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Thanks, champbear. I think I will stick with the Nike Game jersey. I don't need the handwarmers that seem to be present on the front of the Nike Elite jersey.

I like Scott Fujita, but when I buy my Nike Elite jerseys, I'll probably be buying them with Marshawn Lynch's Seahawk jersey or Desean's Eagle jersey. Male models such as myself have to be careful on how we appear to the public, and the Cleveland Browns jersey just really isn't that photogenic. There is a pressing need to wear a Cleveland Browns jersey at the Ohio State game, so I'll definitely be wearing the Fujita jersey at least once. However, there probably won't be a great many opportunities to wear it again in the future, especially since Scott got himself suspended for some time this season.

I'd go for an Aaron Rodgers' Packer jersey for a Nike Elite purchase, but I don't look good in green and gold. In fact, I don't anyone on this planet looks good in green and gold.

Richard_Lee;841891621 said:

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I'd go for an Aaron Rodgers' Packer jersey for a Nike Elite purchase, but I don't look good in green and gold. In fact, I don't anyone on this planet looks good in green and gold.

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How about the Oakland Athletics?

soefeil;841891740 said:

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How about the Oakland Athletics?

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The A's have had ugly uniforms and a color scheme for most of their history. Nowadays, they mask the natural unpleasantness of the green-yellow combo by making most of the uniform white.

But see here what happens when you make the green-yellow more prominent, as the Packers do with their colored jerseys:



:bigpuke::bigpuke::bigpuke::bigpuke::bigpuke:


Still not convinced? Check out Catfish Hunter and Vida Blue.



That is not an image that would make a 21-year old female anything close to horny.

:nono: :nono: :nono: :nono: :nono:

How about this Maurice Clarett "jersey?"

TheSouseFamily;841891910 said:

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How about this Maurice Clarett "jersey?"

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What a wonderful, hilarious suggestion! You are quite the riot at dinner parties, are you not, Souse Family? Yes, sir! Wow. That was a good one. Funny, funny guys!

We shall have to add that to the pile of outstanding, well thought out jersey suggestions of the many other erudite scholars on this board. Let's recount them!

1) A Lebron James jersey.

2) A Garrett Sim jersey.

3) A Pussy jersey.

4) A Stanford rugby jersey.

5) An Ohio State sweater vest.

6) An Art Schlichter jersey.

7) A racist nerdy Asian jersey. (Yes, because racist caricatures are HILARIOUS!!!)

8) A KB24 Raper jersey. (Yes, because rape is such a [U]FUNNY[/U] topic! Awesome stuff! Love it! Yep, rape, rape, rape! Yummy!)

9) A jersey of a doctor sodomizing a patient with a piece of splintery wood. (Yes, only our cute little Bluebood could come up with such a witty post!)

10) A Maurice Clarett jersey.


You guys are the best. I knew I could count on all of you!

In any event, I finally did submit my purchase order for a customized #99 Scott Fujita jersey from the official Cleveland Browns website tonight after the Laker game. I'm sure I'll see all of the rest of you rabid, hardcore, large testicled superfans on September 15 in Columbus, Ohio. I'm sure each of you will be decked out in Cal gear with scowls on your faces and middle fingers on each hand flipped squarely upward toward the sky to everyone you see. Good luck on that one, boys!

ROFL!!

:rollinglaugh: :rollinglaugh: :rollinglaugh: :rollinglaugh: :rollinglaugh:

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I realize now thanks to your imaginative posts and the fact that you have decided to dwell on your simple request about where to buy a Scott Fujita jersey that I was probably incorrect in stating that you were a euphemism for a woman's reproductive organ. I realize now based upon your posts that what you are is basically a dufus.

You see, you are that for the simple reason that you do not get why you received so much flack up here. You see most of us are willing to take the abuse that comes with being a Cal fan. Oh sure, we bitch and moan, and certainly we have our opinions on Cal football, but you see the one thing we would never do is try to hide the fact from ANYONE that we went to Cal and we pull for our Bears even in the heart of the enemy. Yes, we take our medicine and pay the price but we are always proud of being from Cal...while you, why you want to hide behind some jersey that kind or, sort of, says you have some passing interest in Cal, that is if anyone gets it and that makes you, well for lack of a better word, a DUFUS!

:rollinglaugh: :rollinglaugh: :rollinglaugh: :rollinglaugh: :rollinglaugh:

PS: Dufus: an incompetent and stupid, though well-meaning, person;

My, my, my.

Sarcasm and wit are lost on the dull and unpolished.

Ah, well. I tried. So hard.





:acclaim: :facepalm :acclaim: :facepalm :acclaim: :facepalm :acclaim: :facepalm :acclaim:

BearsLair72;841893865 said:

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I realize now thanks to your imaginative posts and the fact that you have decided to dwell on your simple request about where to buy a Scott Fujita jersey that I was probably incorrect in stating that you were a euphemism for a woman's reproductive organ. I realize now based upon your posts that what you are is basically a dufus.

You see, you are that for the simple reason that you do not get why you received so much flack up here. You see most of us are willing to take the abuse that comes with being a Cal fan. Oh sure, we bitch and moan, and certainly we have our opinions on Cal football, but you see the one thing we would never do is try to hide the fact from ANYONE that we went to Cal and we pull for our Bears even in the heart of the enemy. Yes, we take our medicine and pay the price but we are always proud of being from Cal...while you, why you want to hide behind some jersey that kind or, sort of, says you have some passing interest in Cal, that is if anyone gets it and that makes you, well for lack of a better word, a DUFUS!

:rollinglaugh: :rollinglaugh: :rollinglaugh: :rollinglaugh: :rollinglaugh:

PS: Dufus: an incompetent and stupid, though well-meaning, person;

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BearsLair72;841893865 said:

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I realize now thanks to your imaginative posts and the fact that you have decided to dwell on your simple request about where to buy a Scott Fujita jersey that I was probably incorrect in stating that you were a euphemism for a woman's reproductive organ. I realize now based upon your posts that what you are is basically a dufus.

You see, you are that for the simple reason that you do not get why you received so much flack up here. You see most of us are willing to take the abuse that comes with being a Cal fan. Oh sure, we bitch and moan, and certainly we have our opinions on Cal football, but you see the one thing we would never do is try to hide the fact from ANYONE that we went to Cal and we pull for our Bears even in the heart of the enemy. Yes, we take our medicine and pay the price but we are always proud of being from Cal...while you, why you want to hide behind some jersey that kind or, sort of, says you have some passing interest in Cal, that is if anyone gets it and that makes you, well for lack of a better word, a DUFUS!

:rollinglaugh: :rollinglaugh: :rollinglaugh: :rollinglaugh: :rollinglaugh:

PS: Dufus: an incompetent and stupid, though well-meaning, person;

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Nah, he's a pusssy.

Richard_Lee;841894717 said:

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My, my, my.

Sarcasm and wit are lost on the dull and unpolished.

Ah, well. I tried. So hard.

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Exactly. You tried too hard. Better Luck Tomorrow!

...gave you the benefit of the doubt in that the definition of a dufus does include the fact that you may be well meaning, but in all my posts up here this is a first...dull and unpolished??? Wow, send me back to charm school, please!

:rollinglaugh: :rollinglaugh: :rollinglaugh: :rollinglaugh: :rollinglaugh:

Richard_Lee;841894717 said:

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My, my, my.

Sarcasm and wit are lost on the dull and unpolished.

Ah, well. I tried. So hard.





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Bear Balls;841894761 said:

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Exactly. You tried too hard. Better Luck Tomorrow!

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At first, I looked quizzically at your post to figure out why you were trying to hide by posting under a new name. And then I tried to figure out why you would choose the unflattering nickname, "Bear Balls." As in "my balls are naked."

And then that deep, so-true realization hit me: You are just totally stupid.

Case closed.

:acclaim: :bravo :acclaim: :bravo :acclaim: :bravo :acclaim: :bravo :acclaim: :bravo :acclaim: :bravo :acclaim:

People - stop harassing Richard. He has a right to want to feel safe at the game, and it should not fall on a 20 year old to remind you all of that.

That being said, I am in a similar position - gonna wear a blue sweater vest + gold tie (in tresselball mockery) to the student section, but I'll slap a coat on so I don't get harassed on my way to the stadium.

How funny would it be if, and hopefully when, Richard attracts more negative attention at the game because of the Saints bounty scandal and Browns/Bengals rivalry than us clad in Blue and Gold?