There I said it. Just shut the whole damn thing down.

APRs are down. Football is boring and sucks. Tedford wears a white poncho. Just shut it all down. Whoa be me. That would hurt but what are the alternatives?

BTW, yes this is a call to the trolls...come on out. (To Cal fans, take out your biggest troll hammer and crush the f*ckers.)

BTW, the sky is falling, the skying is fall. RUN AWAY! (oh wait, that's Furd's rugby cheer!)

Whoa? Beezle it is hard to deny things look bad right now. I posted months ago that it's too bad that we can't switch to a more academic league like the Ivy League. I love Cal and Cal football but we are failing on all fronts at the moment. It will get better, but there will be blood.

WhipItOutJoe;841986203 said:

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Whoa? Beezle it is hard to deny things look bad right now. I posted months ago that it's too bad that we can't switch to a more academic league like the Ivy League. I love Cal and Cal football but we are failing on all fronts at the moment. It will get better, but there will be blood.

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We couldn't possibly switch to an academic league. Didn't you see our grad rates. Even a run at the Ivy League is now impossible. All is lost for sure. The glass is not only half full, it is on empty. Whoa to us.

Surely, there are alternatives to shutting it down....

I like the cut of your jib. I mean it's clear we have a down program, but go easy on the whoa is me posts. And we think our football program is soft? Even the newly-converted negative Nancys are going overboard.

beelzebear;841986179 said:

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There I said it. Just shut the whole damn thing down.

APRs are down. Football is boring and sucks. Tedford wears a white poncho. Just shut it all down. Whoa be me. That would hurt but what are the alternatives?

BTW, yes this is a call to the trolls...come on out. (To Cal fans, take out your biggest troll hammer and crush the f*ckers.)

BTW, the sky is falling, the skying is fall. RUN AWAY! (oh wait, that's Furd's rugby cheer!)

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I remember 2006 when Stanford fans were saying the same thing.

WhipItOutJoe;841986203 said:

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Whoa? Beezle it is hard to deny things look bad right now. I posted months ago that it's too bad that we can't switch to a more academic league like the Ivy League. I love Cal and Cal football but we are failing on all fronts at the moment. It will get better, but there will be blood.

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They'd probably expect our players to graduate.

chazzed;841986337 said:

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I like the cut of your jib. I mean it's clear we have a down program, but go easy on the whoa is me posts. And we think our football program is soft? Even the newly-converted negative Nancys are going overboard.

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He's being facetious.

KoreAmBear;841986344 said:

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He's being facetious.

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Yeah, I know.

I must say that all the reverse double-negative posts are making my poor head hurt. You are being negative to be positive, but then people respond pretending to attack your negativity as a way of supporting your positivity while others support the negativity, while ignoring the sarcastic positivistic overtones, as a way of refuting your ideas by embracing them.

Typing that last sentence made me dizzy.

These threads remind me of the meme that flowed through the old Star Trek where Kirk would talk to the computers and make them explode.

"Listen carefully. Everything I say is a lie. Got it? Ok..... I am a liar."

Can't we just go back to talking about why Maynard does better rolling to his left on screen passes?

Sebastabear;841986362 said:

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I must say that all the reverse double-negative posts are making my poor head hurt. You are being negative to be positive, but then people respond pretending to attack your negativity as a way of supporting your positivity while others support the negativity, while ignoring the sarcastic positivistic overtones, as a way of refuting your ideas by embracing them.

Typing that last sentence made me dizzy.

These threads remind me of the meme that flowed through the old Star Trek where Kirk would talk to the computers and make them explode.

"Listen carefully. Everything I say is a lie. Got it? Ok..... I am a liar."

Can't we just go back to talking about why Maynard does better rolling to his left on screen passes?

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Actually just f*cking around. But you got the general gist as I expect from a Cal guy. That is one thing about Cal forums, the real Cal people are pretty damn smart and know how to roll with the wit and barbs, and yes, in that category we ALWAYS destroy Furd. Yes, we rule smart *ss and never let Furd forget.

Hey Furd, go forfeit why don't you. It's like french kissing your sister, you know it's wrong but you love it any ways.

There, lets turn it on Furd...those robber baron bastards deserve it.

BTW, if I can survive the Snyder leaving, Gilby, Mooch leaving and Holmoe, this is easy. Teddy got us the big house and we're gonna run that until we get enough sh*t to back up Hairball's $50k toilet.

Burritos!!!!!!!!!

okaydo;841986340 said:

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I remember 2006 when Stanford fans were saying the same thing.

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I remember 2001, when *we* were saying the same thing.

Or at least the "California Monthly" magazine was.

beelzebear;841986179 said:

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There I said it. Just shut the whole damn thing down.

APRs are down. Football is boring and sucks. Tedford wears a white poncho. Just shut it all down. Whoa be me. That would hurt but what are the alternatives?

BTW, yes this is a call to the trolls...come on out. (To Cal fans, take out your biggest troll hammer and crush the f*ckers.)

BTW, the sky is falling, the skying is fall. RUN AWAY! (oh wait, that's Furd's rugby cheer!)

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How shrill.

This thread needs some Alessandra Ambrosio (in gold)

and in blue...

Our Domicile;841986218 said:

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Surely, there are alternatives to shutting it down....

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This drew big laughs at my house. Thanks.

liverflukes;841986486 said:

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This thread needs some Alessandra Ambrosio (in gold)

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You get her to a Cal game and I'll drive my Ferrari down Strawberry Creek.

You guys see that red 308 near Gilman and Hildebrand on game days on the way to CMS? That's my F car beotches.

beelzebear;841986500 said:

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You get her to a Cal game and I'll drive my Ferrari down Strawberry Creek.

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I asked her but she says she'd rather spend the weekend here chilling around the house and watching t.v. on our couch. I think I'll just hang out with her this weekend and catch the Cal game from home. Maybe we'll catch a movie and go shopping afterwards...who knows?

Liver, you definitely improved this thread significantly and made my headache go away. Well done.

liverflukes;841986523 said:

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I asked her but she says she'd rather spend the weekend here chilling around the house and watching t.v. on our couch. I think I'll just hang out with her this weekend and catch the Cal game from home. Maybe we'll catch a movie and go shopping afterwards...who knows?

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Sorry to hear about her disability. Blindness must be a b*tch. Have fun LF

beelzebear;841986500 said:

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You get her to a Cal game and I'll drive my Ferrari down Strawberry Creek.

You guys see that red 308 near Gilman and Hildebrand on game days on the way to CMS? That's my F car beotches.

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Oh, hello Prof. Vollhardt!