Reading this board, watching some Stanford players' physical changes, and observing the recent Richard Sherman case, it appears Stanford gives its players PEDs and other drugs.

And they recruit twins more aggressively than any other school. In the past, their basketball team signed the Collins and Lopez twins and next year has signed Malcolm and Marcus Allen. This year their football team made offers to Tyree and Tyrell Robinson even though they committed to Oregon.

Are they using the drugs and twins to do double-blind case-control placebo research trials?

And Ken Kesey is giving them LSD

I frankly am pi$$ed that we are now a second rate drug institution. I blame Jerry Brown the Jesuit prude

GB54;842070926 said:

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And Ken Kesey is giving them LSD

I frankly am pi$$ed that we are now a second rate drug institution. I blame Jerry Brown the Jesuit prude

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The suburbs have all the good drugs.

SparkyASU;842070921 said:

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to Tyree and Tyrell Robinson even though they committed to Oregon.

Are they using the drugs and twins to do double-blind case-control placebo research trials?

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Now that would be kinda funny. Sucks to be the twin that doesn't get hooked up though. Is that why Brook is so much better than Robin Lopez?

Can't wait for Phase II, when furd unleashes their own genetically-engineered football players and goes undefeated winning every game by a score of 148-0.

We do not give our players drugs or PEDs. An investigation by a since-retired NFL executive proved Richard Sherman's urine was clean. The technician who collected the urine is now being punished and the NFL is finding ways to prevent such mistakes from happening in the future.

It is not our fault so many twins choose Stanford over other schools. I believe their combined intelligence enables them to make the wisest choice.

StanRedrum;842070962 said:

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We do not give our players drugs or PEDs. An investigation by a since-retired NFL executive proved Richard Sherman's urine was clean. The technician who collected the urine is now being punished and the NFL is finding ways to prevent such mistakes from happening in the future.

It is not our fault so many twins choose Stanford over other schools. I believe their combined intelligence enables them to make the wisest choice.

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Hey Tom Weisel, Lance Armstrong's Sugar Daddy is a Furder and he's likely inside the CheatStrong ring of cheats, liars, mobsters...if not the kingpin than the money man. Is he funding the Furd Juice Camp?

510Bear;842070938 said:

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Can't wait for Phase II, when furd unleashes their own genetically-engineered football players and goes undefeated winning every game by a score of 148-0.

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We do it in rugby so it's not as obvious

SparkyASU;842070921 said:

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Reading this board, watching some Stanford players' physical changes, and observing the recent Richard Sherman case, it appears Stanford gives its players PEDs and other drugs.

And they recruit twins more aggressively than any other school. In the past, their basketball team signed the Collins and Lopez twins and next year has signed Malcolm and Marcus Allen. This year their football team made offers to Tyree and Tyrell Robinson even though they committed to Oregon.

Are they using the drugs and twins to do double-blind case-control placebo research trials?

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Stanford researchers developed a cooling glove that in double-blind studies with Stanford football players found the glove to be "more effective than steroids" (i.e. the Stanford football players using the glove developed strength and muscle mass even faster than the Stanford football players that were on steroids).
LINK

Interesting recruiting strategy; so you're saying that in the case of twins, you accept combined scores; so I take it if each twin scores 400 on an SAT, you count that as an 800?

These allegations are ridiculous. Sure, there have been some isolated cases of US agencies performing research on humans without their knowledge. But institutions of higher learning have strict regulations. Stanford is a fully-accredited university and therefore would never attempt such a thing.

StanRedrum;842071074 said:

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These allegations are ridiculous. Sure, there have been some isolated cases of US agencies performing research on humans without their knowledge. But institutions of higher learning have strict regulations. Stanford is a fully-accredited university and therefore would never attempt such a thing.

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Post pictures of hotties exclusively or go away...

Furd = fake school
Fake school = furd

not accredited university
do much human experiment
no consent

StanRedrum;842071074 said:

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These allegations are ridiculous. Sure, there have been some isolated cases of US agencies performing research on humans without their knowledge. But institutions of higher learning have strict regulations. Stanford is a fully-accredited university and therefore would never attempt such a thing.

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I agree with you, the Stanford football players almost certainly were aware they were participating in the various performance enhancement treatments and studies.

StanRedrum;842071074 said:

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These allegations are ridiculous. Sure, there have been some isolated cases of US agencies performing research on humans without their knowledge. But institutions of higher learning have strict regulations. Stanford is a fully-accredited university and therefore would never attempt such a thing.

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No need to get too up in arms. A new poster calling him/herself ASUSparky throws something out there and the longer term posters are just enjoying poking some fun at our rival.

I do agree though that you would be much more accepted by this distinguished board if many hottie photos were included.

:p

I'm pretty sure these twins were 'performance' enhanced. Maybe they used those special gloves?

82gradDLSdad;842071442 said:

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I'm pretty sure these twins were 'performance' enhanced. Maybe they used those special gloves?

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Methinks you need a special body condom for this application. Just saying...