OT: The Papal Conclave

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510Bear
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Uh oh. WTF did I start?
bearister
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Bobodeluxe;842097320 said:

I have to admit, I thought highly of them all at the time.

:acclaim:

I also had a youth group counsellor who everyone knew was a little funny. On his front porch, he shot and killed an older brother of a kid he had molested who was confronting him. Justifiable homicide.

:cry:


Five years ago the CC Times did a comprehensive expos on the Diocese of Oakland. It named the names. All of them.
SchadenBear
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Blue smoke will be shot out of the cannon when Dykes picks a starting QB.
Bobodeluxe
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SchadenBear;842097338 said:

Blue smoke will be shot out of the cannon when Dykes picks a starting QB.


Are you trying to twist this crazy OT thread back to Cal Football?!?!?

:gobears:
TiredBear
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SchadenBear;842097338 said:

Blue smoke will be shot out of the cannon when Dykes picks a starting QB.


I like that!
Bobodeluxe
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bearister;842097331 said:

Five years ago the CC Times did a comprehensive expos on the Diocese of Oakland. It named the names. All of them.


That's how I pieced together my connections with those fellows.

:cry:
TiredBear
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Bobodeluxe;842097417 said:

That's how I pieced together my connections with those fellows.

:cry:


I was no trying to make light of this delicate subject. Did not even mean to weight in. Back to under my rock I am headed...
bearsandgiants
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TiredBear;842097416 said:

I like that!


Indeed. Cannon law permits it.
GB54
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The Insider Board is reporting Chris Peterson was offered
bearsandgiants
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I really hope the man upstairs has a sense of humor, otherwise, I'm doomed. #PopeJokesForLent
68great
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bearister;842097152 said:

Until the hierarchy of the Catholic Church issues a public statement of apology acknowldeging that the reason the child rape crisis grew exponentially is because of the across the board institutional response of shifting pedophile priests from parish to parish like so many peas in a shell game, I can't even bring myself to watch or read anything about these current goings on. As a Catholic, I actually find the publicity embarrassing.


Maybe the ArchBishop of Dublin can be elected pope. He has done all that you ask.

As a Catholic myself I too am ashamed of this chapter in Church history; maybe the new pope will be the turning point on having the Church get back to its basic roots of Love/charity, care for the poor and helpless and stay the heck out of partisan politics.

Maybe like a new head coach he can appoint some new assistant coaches and get his team back to the basics of blocking and tackling. Shake things up and bench all players who don't measure up.
GB54
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White smoke rising. I will be reporting soon on my selection.
bearister
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68great;842097573 said:

Maybe the ArchBishop of Dublin can be elected pope. He has done all that you ask.

As a Catholic myself I too am ashamed of this chapter in Church history; maybe the new pope will be the turning point on having the Church get back to its basic roots of Love/charity, care for the poor and helpless and stay the heck out of partisan politics.

Maybe like a new head coach he can appoint some new assistant coaches and get his team back to the basics of blocking and tackling. Shake things up and bench all players who don't measure up.


Yes, Archbishop Diarmuid Martin is a great man. If Rome ever excommunicates him for breaking with the ranks over the cover up, I will sign up with whatever off shoot branch of the Catholic church he ends up with. He makes me proud to be Irish and Catholic.

I know political threads get removed. Discussion of religion must be taboo as well. This entire thread needs to be banned! I know that it has already been CONDEMNED BY THE CATHOLIC CHURCH!


http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-18560_162-57390125/the-archbishop-of-dublin-challenges-the-church/
beelzebear
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White smoke has appeared from the Sistine Chapel...crack cocaine or new Pope.

I'm betting on the Brazilian.
Mr. Triangle
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The Catholics have made their selection. Who's on the clock now?
StillNoStanfurdium
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Mr. Triangle;842097616 said:

The Catholics have made their selection. Who's on the clock now?

The Vatican fax machine broke and the new Pope is having trouble sending in his LOI.
SoCalBear323
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SoCalBear323;842097113 said:

Can I vote for Lionel Messi?


I was close. The new guy is from Argentina.
Bobodeluxe
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Wow. Unranked by ESPN. This guy must've really flown around ...
GB54
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One star on Scout.

Strengths: doesn't believe in evolution or abortion.
GB54
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Says that Poping in the Vatican is his Dream Job and wants to be there for life, so not a cut and run dude like Benedict
bearister
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GB54;842097669 said:

Says that Poping in the Vatican is his Dream Job and wants to be there for life, so not a cut and run dude like Benedict


I hope they vetted him properly so there are no October surprises.
68great
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Bobodeluxe;842097645 said:

Wow. Unranked by ESPN. This guy must've really flown around ...


This guy was not even on the Bubble. Lunardi really fouled up.
GoBears58
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Cal Panda Bear;842096990 said:

Dont know if anyone here watches House of Cards on Netflixs (good show) but here's an awesome parody





Check out the original with Ian Richardson... That dude was awesome.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0098825/
CAL6371
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GoBears58 - You might think that, I couldn't possibly comment.
bearsandgiants
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Details on the contract?
NYCGOBEARS
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bearsandgiants;842097701 said:

Details on the contract?

Word is there's a lot of bling, a personal tailor and popemobiles involved.
GoBears58
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CAL6371;842097700 said:

GoBears58 - You might think that, I couldn't possibly comment.


hah! then you agree. brilliant
bearister
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NYCGOBEARS;842097703 said:

Word is there's a lot of bling, a personal tailor and popemobiles involved.


..but is there a membership at Claremont Country Club? Does he have 8 sponsors? Do those Gucci slippers come with soft spikes?
Mr. Triangle
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bearsandgiants;842097701 said:

Details on the contract?


A lifetime contract
GB54
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New Pope announces Faulklands returning to Argentina as part of conference re-alignment.
68great
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:rollinglaugh:
GB54;842097744 said:

New Pope announces Faulklands returning to Argentina as part of conference re-alignment.


:rollinglaugh:
SoCalBear323
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Mr. Triangle;842097718 said:

A lifetime contract


Tedford's agent is really flying around out there.
bearister
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GB54;842097744 said:

New Pope announces Faulklands returning to Argentina as part of conference re-alignment.


Prince Harry has been dispatched to the Faulklands to smote the Papist Whores in the hinder parts!

CAL6371
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I was in England when they kicked the Argentine asses in the Falklands war. Their definition of an Angentine was "an Italian who acts like a Frenchman, wishes he was English and speaks Spanish."
SoCalBear323
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Yeah, but Maradona tapped that ass 4 years later in the World Cup.

England, did the same **** with Belize. Only Guatemala wasn't stupid enough to fight.
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