Beary, here is the Texan translation of that press release about the new font.
1. Hey, we're gonna start using the same lettering on all of our sports stuff.
2. We're gonna jack with some French lettering that has been around 300-400 years and go with it. Best part is we get to use fancy French words to describe the lettering and claim that it is easier to read. After all, we will be using some big words like "California" and a word like that is hard to deal with if you don't use some special lettering.
3.We're gonna put "California Golden Bears" on all of our stuff including our underwear.
4.If we put "California Golden Bears" on all of our stuff, people will not confuse us with the Utah State Aggies or those stinking Baylor Bears. People will look at us and think " hey, there goes a California Golden Bear - gotta be - it says so in that fancy French lettering." If it said "California Golden Bears" in everyday lettering like on the sign at The Golden Chick drive thru, you might get confused and think there goes a Maine Black Bear athlete.