NYCGOBEARS;842233292 said:
This must be why there's only like four posters over there.
Which after applying the Dykes corollary means that there's just one poster.
NYCGOBEARS;842233292 said:
This must be why there's only like four posters over there.
bearister;842233432 said:
I am seriously considering leaving BI and exclusively posting on a website in the most remote frontier of the Deep Web where Blueblood now lurks. Before I can go a crawling there I am waiting for Blueblood to send me the appropriate set covering algorithm.
davetdds;842234680 said:
I sense a conspiracy
SoFlaBear;842234727 said:
My daughter, who I cradled as a baby while watching Jason Kidd and Lamond Murray, is currently looking at Big 10 and SEC schools.
Where does it end? What can Moraga and Grey do to turn this situation around.
davetdds;842234680 said:
Posters are quitting on the board left and right. Some are not even finishing their sentences. I sense a conspiracy
RJABear;842234788 said:
That seems incredible - that posters would quit without even finishing their .......
RJABear;842234788 said:
That seems incredible - that posters would quit without even finishing their .......
northendbear;842234879 said:
This is truly a sign of a board in decline. The falloff in PSR (Post Success Rate) is pretty alarming.
According to the NAMSF (National Association of Meaningless Sports Forums),
the Bear Insider Post Success Rate has shown the following trend
2005: 1975
Yes, I realize that this is well above the theoretical value of 1000 which represents perfection, but this was immediately after the heady season of 2004 and the near fulfillment of the lifelong Rose Bowl dreams of posters across the world. It is almost twice the 1000 level because the multiple personalities on the board (average of 3.8 personalities per poster) were posting about 50% of the time
2006: 1050
A bit of a fall off, but success rate picked up strongly just before the Arizona game and even after the posting controversy around the sideline irregularities and Desean's big toe (Was the sideline made deliberately 6 inches narrower on the side where he stepped out? The evidence was conveniently washed away and we'll never know the truth)
2008 - 2012: 875 declining to 487
Yes, I'm skipping the 2007 year, because it is too painful to recall - the highs of the early season, the lows of the season after the OSU game. The years from 2008 to 2012 are grouped together here because they represent the decline of the program and the board here. Just a series of disappointments and meltdowns (you could "feel" the intensity before the Nevada game in 2010, and the "pistol whipping" at the hands of Kaepernick afterwards took the board to another low point on the downward trajectory)
This was also a period of the "Sunshine Pumper/Tedford Must Go" blood feuds - a dark time that ripped at the fabric of the board
2013:
That brings us to today. The PSR numbers are not final for this season (they won't be published until late January) but the projection is another number in the 400 range. And it is only in the 400 range because the same handful of posters are using their multiple personalities to artificially inflate the statistics.
Well, something has to be done about it.
With the average PSR numbers now, we are in danger of being put on cyber-probation. I'm not sure how best to manage this, but I know the answer does not lie in revisiting the dark side (No true poster wants to get Amy back on this board just to boost our PSR numbers).
No, the answer has to start with the core team here. So I'm calling on all board members here. In the words of immortal, imaginary coach Tony D'Amato (Al Pacino) in the movie "On Any Given Sunday":
"We're in hell right now, gentlemen. Believe me. And we can stay here and get the sh*t kicked out of us, or we can fight our way back into the light!" (See the subliminal reference to Fiat Lux? He is talking about Cal Football and Cal Football Forums) "We can climb out of hell. One inch at a time!"
So this is going to take the effort of all of us to reverse this decline.
I, for one, won't stand by and watch the board be put on probation.
I'm asking for your help to take that step with me, simply by doing the following each time you log on and contribute:
- Take the pledge and commit!
- Complete your posts!
- Check your spelling!
- And, for God's sake, no grammatical errors! (We just can't handle bad grammar on this board)
From the very fiber of my being, I offer you - [U]Go Bears!![/U]
GB54;842234891 said:
First of all, Cal is a much more competitive place to post. It's sink or swim here; not like the Furd where you have spelling tutors, composition tutors and free jelly donuts.
Second, YOU DO KNOW that those were the years when Grey Bear was recruiting five star posters like Drunkoski and Blueblood. Me first Guys with big reps who couldn't hack it on the composition side, and were cancers in the posting room! Now we're back to recruiting solid two or three star posters-guys who may not know the difference between you're and your but are going to leave it on the page every post.
GB54;842234891 said:
First of all, Cal is a much more competitive place to post. It's sink or swim here; not like the Furd where you have spelling tutors, composition tutors and free jelly donuts.
Second, YOU DO KNOW that those were the years when Grey Bear was recruiting five star posters like Drunkoski and Blueblood. Me first Guys with big reps who couldn't hack it on the composition side, and were cancers in the posting room! Now we're back to recruiting solid two or three star posters-guys who may not know the difference between you're and your but are going to leave it on the page every post.
RJABear;842234951 said:
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And for Gods sake, remember, DO drove traffic to the board.:p